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Platinumb Your thumbs have become comfortably numb

Somebody Else's Problem You destroyed Gobulon Prime

This Wrench Kills Machines Simone saved the universe

The Milk of Human Kindness You completed the game without fighting

No, Truce With the Fishies You made peace with the Fishmother

A Well-Rounded Education You passed all nine SIT courses (requires multiple playthroughs)

The Dark Side You learned all nine Shadow skills

The Bite Heard Round the World Alphonse saved the universe

Temporal Oopsie You got locked out of the universe because of a temporal paradox

No Dogs Don't Prevent Oblivion Barker saved the universe

Esprit de Corn You maximized morale in the Maize Maze

Freaky Frogday You helped the workers of Haim Quarry

The Prince of Tides You met Largestmouth Luke

The Duality of Hat You posed for two different fedora pictures

The Umbraline Solution Adams saved the universe

The Forbidden Melody Obie saved the universe

The Last Dance Gabby saved the universe

Bullet of Pure Love Molly saved the universe

Cleaning House You drove enemies out of 23 Hilbert House rooms

The Gang's All Here You received the hobo camp's highest honor

Cat Fancy You unlocked every cat

Hardcore Gamer You won all the prizes at the Ocean City Boardwalk

Just Showing Off You defeated the Ziggurat Goliath

Jasper's Six You executed a perfect heist

A Friend of Ours You completed all of Don T's assignments

Sanitation Engineer You flushed every toilet

Predestined You closed the Time Loop

More Meat Than Sense You bought a barrel

Chessica You beat Jessica at chess

Your Neck Will Go On You found a fancy necklace

You Did the Monster Sash You got a fully-decked out Monster Shack sash

Everything's a Sandwich If You Believe You ate a stuffed pepper

Bad Dog(s) You got into the Secureberus vault

A Witch in Time You saved the village of Sandwich

The Hot 100 You tuned a radio with your talented talons

Ten Tickles You gave a tentacle ten tickles

A Victimless Crime You solved Mrs. Brewster's mystery

Fuel Reserves You filled the gas can up ALL the way

Trophy Triumph Obtain all other trophies

The Wise Owl Find the Map Chamber as a Ravenclaw

The Auror's Apprentice Find the Map Chamber as a Hufflepuff

The Gryffindor in the Graveyard Find the Map Chamber as a Gryffindor

Collector's Edition Complete all collections
603/603

Savvy Spender Spend all Talent Points
36/36

A Forte for Achievement Reach Level 40

Merlin's Beard! Complete all Merlin Trials
95/95

Rise to the Challenges Defeat enemies in all battle arenas
2/2

The Good Samaritan Complete all side quests
57/57

Demiguise Dread Find all Demiguise statues
33/33

Floo Around the World Unlock all Floo Flames
83/83