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Crime Master Complete all Bonus Objectives for every crime type

Plus Plus Complete the game on New Game+

Be Yourself Collect all Trophies

Open Sez Me Open the Precursor Door

The Orbist Collect 100 Precursor Orbs

Eggs Over Hard Push the Flut Flut Egg Off the Cliff

Gimmee That! Get the Power Cell from the Pelican

Yee Haw! Herd the Yakows in to their Pen

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Perfect Soldier Completed most of the physical training successfully.

Hand Over Fish Catch 200 Pounds of Fish

Black Thumb Defeat the Dark Eco Plant

Zoom! Reach the End of Fire Canyon

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Power Lunch Collect 25 Power Cells

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Shiny Happy Steeples Connect the Eco Beams

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

Tonight's Featured Event Defeat Lurker Ambush in Arena

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Just a Scratch Complete 'Enter, Pursued by a Memory'.

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

Buzzin' Collect 28 Scout Flies

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Earn a Winged Dagger Complete 'F.N.G.'.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Purple Pain Navigate the Purple Precursor Rings

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest