evilmatinator

The Sort Who Makes an Entrance Complete the introduction and finish the Sorting Ceremony

No Gobbo Left Behind Collect all the Gobbos in a level

Yippee! Free the first caged Gobbo

You're Small Time! Defeat Osmund Saddler.

Burglar Obtain all treasures indicated on the island treasure map in a single playthrough.

You Used to Be a Good Guy Defeat Jack Krauser.

Trick Shot Shoot through and destroy 5 targets at the shooting range with a single shot.

No Thanks, Bro! Defeat Ramón Salazar.

You Talk Too Much! Throw a grenade into Ramón Salazar's mouth.

A Masterpiece Get the exclusive upgrade for a weapon.

Raider Obtain all treasures indicated on the castle treasure map in a single playthrough.

Wave Goodbye, Right Hand Defeat the Verdugo.

Shield Your Eyes Defeat 3 enemies at once with a flash grenade.

Astute Appraiser Sell a single treasure for at least 100000 ptas.

Never Heard It Coming Defeat a Garrador using only knives.

My Name is Mayo - The Second! High Cholesterol, High Reward.

The most beautiful secret This is beautiful (Unlock all)

But if you sing, sing, sing sing. Get the microphone! (Hit 10000 times!)

Honest mistakes Eat 30 pizza slides

Can’t let hot pizza go to waste Open the door!

Delivering pizza was never easy Feel the pressure of your heart

Elevator? What’s that? Go up 20 moving stars

Sausage pizzas are a hot topic Deliver pizza joy to 100 people

There is no better time than pizza time Flap over 30 buildings

Finding a money-giving place Make 50 dollah

The job market, man... Make 30 angry statements

I’m waiting for the right chance, mom! Skip 20 life problems

Lonely but homely YOU’RE one to talk (Hit this 200 times)

Stare into the abyss... Moving on your own (Hit this 400 times)

Let's get ready to grumble! A bunch of pugs (Hit 6000 times!)

Alone with your thoughts... Inner you (Hit this 150 times)

Be yourself A little too close and personal (Hit this 100 times)

Unbearably moist Stranger danger (Hit this 200 times)

Hazardous peeps On the prowl (Hit this 175 times)

Chicks, man! Plug your charger (Hit this 120 times)

Charging is pointless Hanging calls (Hit this 75 times)

Hang in there Loneliness (Hit this 50 times)

REALLY Horsing around Horizon one up (Hit this 300 times)

New horizons Got your nose! (Hit this 75 times)

Follow your nose! Your new eyes (Hit this 200 times)

Epiphany! Mime your dad (Hit this 150 times)

Tears of parenting Horsing around (Hit this 150 times)

Are ya winning? The buns that are hot (Hit this 250 times)

Not the buns you’d like Kinky stunts (Hit this 150 times)

Materialism is peas and carrots Be your better half (Hit this 550 times)

eEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeE Queen’s friendly pets (Hit 3000 times!)

Half-living Stop crying your heart out (Hit this 450 times)

Stood up Flies are annoying (Hit this 350 times)

Avoiding problems causes swollen legs Hit the Mayo 2000 times!

Looking fly for a mayo guy Shoot to the moon (Hit this 400 times)