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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Community Surprise Play a Top Rated map in the Map Browser (Map Browser only).

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Drive-By Kill 25 enemies while shooting and driving (Campaign only).

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Robin Hood Hijack 3 Royal Cargo Trucks and return them to a liberated Outpost (Campaign only).

Roadkill Run over 25 people (Campaign only).

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Relic Finder Find the Strange Relic

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

20 Kills: Wes - 44 Kill 20 Enemies with the Wes - 44

Triple Dyno-Might! Kill 3 Enemies with 1 Explosion

Proficient Fortune Hunter Find 30 Treasures

Tusker Kill 30 enemies with an elephant (Campaign only).

30 Kills: Dragon Sniper Kill 30 Enemies with the Dragon Sniper

Reign Of Death Kill 30 enemies with Mortar rounds (Campaign only).

50 Kills: Micro-9mm Kill 50 Enemies with the Micro-9mm

The Sky Is Falling Perform a takedown from a Buzzer (Campaign only).

250 Headshots Defeat 250 Enemies with Headshots

Fully Loaded Learn all skills (Campaign only).

20 Kills: Desert - 5 Kill 20 Enemies with the Desert - 5

Renaissance Man Finish a public match of each game type in the Battles of Kyrat game mode (Battles of Kyrat only).

50 Kills: Moss - 12 Kill 50 Enemies with the Moss - 12

Misdirection Distract 15 enemies with rocks (Campaign only).

Brother In Arms Liberate 1 Outpost playing as Hurk (Campaign Co-op only).

Boom Goes the Dynamite Shoot a bundle of dynamite out of the air.

Professional Fortune Hunter Find 40 Treasures

Brutal Slugger Kill 20 Enemies with Brutal Combo

Changing Lanes Perform a Vehicle Takedown from the passenger seat of a vehicle (Campaign Co-op only).

Let the Light Shine Turn on the Lighthouse beacon.