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Who's A Good Snagglebeast? Defeat the Snagglebeast on Nebula G34.

Braaaaaaaaaaaains Collect 30 brains for the Blarg Scientist on Gaspar.

I Shot Down Your Battleship Shoot down the Blarg Battleships on Batalia.

Zurkon Family Values Defeat Mrs. Zurkon on Quartu.

Splashdown! Shoot down the hydroharvesters on Pokitaru.

Ferocious Oxide Defeat Victor in the Phoenix.

Radical Win the hoverboard Bronze Cup on Kalebo.

A Change Of Heart Defeat Captain Qwark on the Deplanetizer.

Pool Sharks Are The Worst Get eaten by a Pool Shark in the Pokitaru Ocean.

The End Of The Beginning Defeat Dr. Nefarious on the Deplanetizer.

Abby Normal Collect every Telepathopus brain.

Go Speed Ratchet, Go! Win the Gold Cup on both Rilgar and Kalebo.

Tech Head Acquire every gadget.

Character Assassination Destroy all of the planet models in Drek's office.

Warbots Into Plowshares Destroy 10 inactive Warbots inside the Quartu factory.

Kerwan Gladiator Complete the Fitness Course on Kerwan in under 70 seconds.

Top Gunner Defeat 40 enemies while jetpacking in Gaspar.

Full Gun Rack Acquire every weapon in the game.

Safecracker Complete every Trespasser puzzle without using AutoHack.

Ultimate Explorer Collect every gold bolt.

Clank Crusher Crush 5 gadgebots in the crusher on Quartu.

I Hate Lamp Break every lamp in Aleero City.

When Sheep Fly Sheepinate a Blarg Helicopter Commander.

Et tu, Copernicus? Find Qwark's Lounge on the Deplanitizer.

Lazy Lombax Ride every catwalk without moving in Kalebo.

Maximizing Potential Upgrade one weapon to maximum level.

Super Trader Complete every holocard set.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Challenging Complete the game in Challenge Mode.

Kalebo Thunder Complete the hoverboard Gold Cup on Kalebo in under 2:05

Cha-ching! Reach the maximum bolt multiplier in Challenge Mode.

Faster than a Speeding Amoeboid Complete the hoverboard Gold Cup on Rilgar in under 1:35

Mr. Fancypants Upgrade Ratchet's health to maximum level.

These Go To Eleven Unlock every modification for every weapon.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Master of War Upgrade every weapon to maximum level.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Death By Disco Use the Groovitron on every type of enemy.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.