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Clearing the Ledger Land the killing blow on a lair boss from the Bounty Hunter

When You Want Something Done Right Hire the Bounty Hunter

The World As It Was Unlock 100% of the Altar of Hope

For Old Time' Sake Complete an expedition with The Usual Suspects

Circle of Life Defeat a Shambler with Shambler's Spawn equipped

Maître De La Lame Apply 5 memories onto the Duelist

Catacomb Cracker Have any hero use a Cracked Geode in combat

We Got This, Man! Perfect, baby. Perfect. You've completed every challenge in the base game!

Easy Come... Earn a lifetime total of 100,000 credits
100000/100000

Paid Off Hit the Antiquarian with a Ragged Coin Purse

Against All Odds Complete all odd jobs

The Optional Mandate Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Lobster Blisque Destroy the crab behind the curtain

PK Slam Dunk Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Hidden Human Hive Harvest Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Toilet Break Demolish a public toilet on each map

Steezy Down the Spine S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

Ultimate Smoothie Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Trans-Siberian Express S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Path of the Furon S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

To Russia With Love S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Albion Bridge Is for Falling Down Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

If You Know What I Mean S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

Fly Me to the Moon Base Invade Solaris

Ouch of Body Experience Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Deincarnated Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Arkvoodle Doodle Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

... Easy Go Spend a lifetime total of 100,000 credits
100000/100000

Scuttled Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Yettisoned Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Dusted Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

Rip & Tear Pummel the dead into mulch. Kill 500 zombies with melee weapons.
500/500

leetsauce l33t hax0r! Kill 1337 Zombies.
1337/1337

Loot Goblin You've picked up 1,000 things. Are you planning on sharing any of that?
1000/1000

The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Tunguska! Invade Tunguska

Kaijuiced Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Higher Than the Futen Zoku Ascend Takoshima Tower

I Look Up As I Walk to Takoshima Invade Takoshima

Range Day You might want some ear protection! Kill 500 zombies with firearms.
500/500

Pimp My Raid Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Die Nasty Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Apocalypse Hobbyist Reach Account level 100

Freshly Squeezed Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Perfect Probulator Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Lie Back and Think of Albion Invade Albion

Upgreatest Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Forbidden Donut Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Transmitting From Sol-3 Phone home

Cult Following Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Bodied Sattva Destroy a tool in Bay City