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Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Look At Me Grandma! Have $1000 in the bank

Rapid Delivery To Your Door Complete Newspaper Job

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

The Complete Performance Obtain all trophies

Maxed Out Own all washers and attachments at the same time

It All Comes Out in the Wash Complete all jobs in the Career Mode

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.