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Näcken Survive against Näcken

Bait Sacrifice the gnome

Evicted Kick the pinecone folk out of the cave

Butcher Defeat the butcher

Gnome Figurine Find the gnome wooden figurine

Bouncy Jump on a mushroom 5 times

When Therapy Makes It Worse Break through the barriers of self-deceit

Good Grelief With the bases loaded and nobody out, strike out three in a row without a run scoring to end the inning.

(Excludes simulated gameplay.)

Maddux Using a single pitcher, win a complete game in under 100 pitches in a full 9-inning game.

(Excludes moments, simulated gameplay, joining game moments in progress.)

Where I Belong Return to Derceto

Losing My Mind Walk into the desert

Gangster Kill an enemy with Tommy gun

Drop Me Off In New Orleans Escape the Dark Man

Somewhere Else Entirely Find the Convent of Taroella

An Honest Day’s Work Play for more than 8 hours

Found & Lost Talk to Jeremy in the chapel

Watch Out Where You’re Waving That Thing Aim your gun at a human being

Hard Boiled Kill an enemy with shotgun

Don’t Mind If I Do Finish a Lagniappe set

Left Holding the Bag Find Jeremy’s bag

Bonfire Night Kill an enemy with fire

The Thin Veneer of Civilization Break through a barrier

Whatever It Takes Kill a monster with an opportunity

On the Mend Put a talisman socket back together

In Between There Are Doors Find your own talisman

Come At Me! Kill a monster with a melee weapon

Now You're On the Trolley! Kill a monster with a ranged weapon

Welcome to Derceto Break into Derceto

Seat of the Proxy Arrived in Vernworth.

An In-Tents Adventure Went camping.

The Negotiator Remove the head of Security from the equation.

Celebrity Shot Drive in a run with a pinch hitter.

Gotta Be Quicker Than That Throw out a runner going for extra bases.

(Excludes simulated gameplay.)

Perfecter Parry-er! Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 200 times.
0/200

1,000K Score 1,000,000 Chips in a single hand

This will cost you big time Drain development's budget, removing creative control.

Uh, they were broken when I got here Destroy 200 Vandelay security robots.
0/200

Whoa! There's ANOTHER health bar!? Increase your health to where you unlock a second tier.
0/4

Z-shielding's got nothing on us! Shatter 10 enemy shields by calling in Macaron.
0/10

Kissing the sky! Perform 50 Aerial Raves.
0/50

Living On the Field Play and finish 24 games of at least 3 innings within any mode.

(Excludes moments, simulated gameplay, joining game moments in progress.)
0/24

I play my own way! Purchase and equip your first Special Attack.

Alright, that felt AWESOME! Defeated your first enemy with a Rhythm Parry Attack.

Perfect Parry Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 15 times.
0/15

You got this, Peppermint? Destroy 10 barriers by calling in Peppermint.
0/10

Arisen Regained your memories of receiving the Arisen's charge.

First Taste of Freedom Escaped the bonds of slavery.

Derby Level Damage Hit a home run over 460 ft.

Thanks for the free chip, Peppermint! Purchase and equip your first upgrade chip.

Cream of the Crop Come out on top with a battle against the head of Production.