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the convent Finish chapter one.

super girl That doesn't apply to me.

electric shock Aaaargh!

99 (red) balloons Floating in the summer sky.

heraldry X marks the spot.

mnemonic device Help the old man.

shibuya power Shibuya power!

short arms Lilli's arms were too short.

sisyphean labor How's that supposed to help?

fast learner I don't need no tutorial!

Can't Be Contained Collect all the items on Containment Station

Bearcicle Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 3.

Put It In Your 401K Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 2.

Play It Safe Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 1.

Waddle Waddle Shoot 40 penguins with Carmelita.

Apollo Wins Have the perfect workout during the Training Montage.

Savings Account Unlock the Cooper Safe in Episode 3.

Bigfoot For Real Track down Sly's long lost Cooper relative in Episode 3.

Oh Look It's Shiny Pickpocket 10 unique items.

Dust Bunnies Complete all the jobs and beat the boss in Episode 2.

Downgrade Complete any Alter Ego without leveling up once.

Ancient Warfare 3 Crackshot 10 enemies within 65 seconds.

Cheers Don't miss a single glass of sarsaparilla in Saloon Bug.

Complex Made Simple Explore the entire Stormblind Complex.

.45 in My Hand Completed all of Cassandra's side-missions

We're in This Together Kept all Underbosses alive until "Yet Here We Are"

Burn Like Napalm Tommy Marcano was burned beyond recognition

Jesuit in New Mexico You helped Alvarez escape

Spotter Killed 30 Enemies Using Sniper Support

IRA Don't Ask Completed all of Burke's side-missions

My Name is Lincoln Clay You jammed a knife through Santangelo's head

The Connection to Cuba You chased down and killed Frank Pagani

Danger Close Killed 30 enemies using Proximity Mines

I Need a Favor Completed all of Vito's side-missions

Did I Forget Something? Placed an unconscious person in the trunk of a car

Next Time Swim Faster Got eaten by an alligator

Real Nice Time You gutted Lou Marcano like a catfish

The Poor Sumb**** You killed Judge Holden

Trust Reached the Loyal state with one Underboss

Testing the Shocks While driving, performed a 50-meter jump and landed on your wheels

Certainly Was Exciting You left Olivia Marcano to her fate

There's a War Goin' On You burned Remy Duvall on a cross

Custom 358 Drove at 120 mph or faster for 20 seconds

Cash in Hand Saved $150,000 between your wallet and the bank

Live Another Day Recruited 15 Racket Informants

Creature of Habit You investigated the scene

Sure Thing, Boss Unlocked all Associates

Everyone Will Notice You tossed Derazio out his penthouse window

Recruited to 5th SFG Performed 5 headshots in 5 seconds

ROOKIES Finish the first level.