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Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Normal Is Good Complete the entire game on Normal.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

GG Win the MVP award in a game that goes to overtime

Sky High Score an Aerial Goal

Trifecta Score a Goal, Save a shot, and Assist a teammate in a single game

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Good Times Head to Champions Field and complete an Online game

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Family, Not Friends Play a complete game with Dominus or Takumi

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Back in My Day Complete the entire game on Veteran.

Brave the Elements Complete a match on wasted land, under the sea, and in outer space

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Leave It to the Pro Complete the entire game on Professional.