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Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

I Meant To Do That! Spin away an Extra Life.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.

Strikeout! Eliminate an enemy using a throwable object.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

The Box That Broke the Bandicoot's Back Miss a lot of boxes.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Dead or Alive Complete Soot's Final Encore quest.

I'd Buy That For a Dollar! Find an OCP skill disk.

All Adds Up Equip Auto-9's PCB with any chip.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

No Holds Barred Defeat 5 enemies with Coco's Spin.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Officer of the month Score "A" on any evaluation.

Live by the bike... Shoot the gas tank of a moving motorcycle.

Hard Boiled Help officers Kurtz and O'Neal solve a murder case.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Dead-On Score 150 points at the shooting range.

No stone unturned Find a secret area in the Arcade.

Twenty Seconds to Comply Complete Street Vulture's Turf quest.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Practice Makes Perfect Fully develop any skill.

Don't Mess With the Money! Complete Bank Heist quest.

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Book Him! Complete Ghosts from The Past quest.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.