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Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

I Meant To Do That! Spin away an Extra Life.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.

Strikeout! Eliminate an enemy using a throwable object.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

Dead or Alive Complete Soot's Final Encore quest.

I'd Buy That For a Dollar! Find an OCP skill disk.

All Adds Up Equip Auto-9's PCB with any chip.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

The Box That Broke the Bandicoot's Back Miss a lot of boxes.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Officer of the month Score "A" on any evaluation.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Hard Boiled Help officers Kurtz and O'Neal solve a murder case.

Live by the bike... Shoot the gas tank of a moving motorcycle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Dead-On Score 150 points at the shooting range.

No stone unturned Find a secret area in the Arcade.

Twenty Seconds to Comply Complete Street Vulture's Turf quest.

No Holds Barred Defeat 5 enemies with Coco's Spin.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

Practice Makes Perfect Fully develop any skill.

Don't Mess With the Money! Complete Bank Heist quest.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Book Him! Complete Ghosts from The Past quest.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

There Can Only Be One All Old Factory hostiles neutralized in under 10 min.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

To serve and protect Acquire all the trophies.