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Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

I Meant To Do That! Spin away an Extra Life.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.

Strikeout! Eliminate an enemy using a throwable object.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

Dead or Alive Complete Soot's Final Encore quest.

I'd Buy That For a Dollar! Find an OCP skill disk.

All Adds Up Equip Auto-9's PCB with any chip.

The Box That Broke the Bandicoot's Back Miss a lot of boxes.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Officer of the month Score "A" on any evaluation.

Live by the bike... Shoot the gas tank of a moving motorcycle.

Hard Boiled Help officers Kurtz and O'Neal solve a murder case.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Dead-On Score 150 points at the shooting range.

No Holds Barred Defeat 5 enemies with Coco's Spin.

No stone unturned Find a secret area in the Arcade.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Twenty Seconds to Comply Complete Street Vulture's Turf quest.

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Practice Makes Perfect Fully develop any skill.

Don't Mess With the Money! Complete Bank Heist quest.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Book Him! Complete Ghosts from The Past quest.

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

There Can Only Be One All Old Factory hostiles neutralized in under 10 min.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.