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Papu Popped Defeat Papu-Papu.

I Meant To Do That! Spin away an Extra Life.

Feeeed Meeeee! Die.

Strikeout! Eliminate an enemy using a throwable object.

Uphold the Law Issue a ticket.

Nukem! Eliminate 3 enemies with 1 explosive.

The Box That Broke the Bandicoot's Back Miss a lot of boxes.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Dead or Alive Complete Soot's Final Encore quest.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

I'd Buy That For a Dollar! Find an OCP skill disk.

All Adds Up Equip Auto-9's PCB with any chip.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

No Holds Barred Defeat 5 enemies with Coco's Spin.

Officer of the month Score "A" on any evaluation.

Live by the bike... Shoot the gas tank of a moving motorcycle.

Hard Boiled Help officers Kurtz and O'Neal solve a murder case.

Ripper Ruined Defeat Ripper Roo.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Dead-On Score 150 points at the shooting range.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

No stone unturned Find a secret area in the Arcade.

Twenty Seconds to Comply Complete Street Vulture's Turf quest.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Practice Makes Perfect Fully develop any skill.

Don't Mess With the Money! Complete Bank Heist quest.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Gone Home Find your way to Snaxburg.

"This Guy Is Really Good" Score 200 points at the shooting range.

Book Him! Complete Ghosts from The Past quest.

Wonderfalls Check behind the waterfall for secrets.

SuperCop Score 250 points at the shooting range.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Let's Talk Complete Wendell’s Confession quest.

Cashing Out Complete The Man Himself quest.

May Be Used Against You Hack an enemy turret.

Not Arresting You Anymore Complete No Way Out quest.

A Real Hero Save a cat from the Burning Hotel.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

"Nice shooting, son" Complete the game on any difficulty level.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Good eyes, Murphy! Find a PCB for Auto-9 in a secret area of Steel Mill

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Personal Bag Of Tricks Finish a game session with an ability set that you customized in Multiplayer.