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Unfinished Business Complete one challenge.

Good Riot Good guys stand up and take the heat.

Good Eats Good guys feed the needy.

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

All Fours Win a 4v4 game

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Chef Cook the hamster in Maniac Mansion (Don't try this at home, kids!)

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Flush Acquire a diamond

Yesterday's News Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday

We're All Brothers Ask the IRS agents if they're related

Are You My Mummy? Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids

...Take on the Words! Sit through the end credits

Rap Sheet: Fraud Try to alter the contract with Booboo-B-Gone

Now You're Pushing It Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out

Master Plumber Flush 50 objects through time

ESRB Violation Laverne thinks about eating the cat

That Should Have Worked Hoagie uses battery with Chron-o-John instead of plug

Rap Sheet: Forger Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen

Can't Win and Chew Gum at the Same Time Laverne tries the chattering teeth on her human during the human show

Alas, Our Lazy Speechwriters Didn't Cover This Talk to Washington, Jefferson, or Hancock while they're outside