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Unfinished Business Complete one challenge.

Good Riot Good guys stand up and take the heat.

Good Eats Good guys feed the needy.

Bag Full O' Cache Find 75% of GPS caches.

Power to the laser Find the Laserkraftwerk

Lethal Purchase all skills in all categories.

Fergus saved Choose to save Fergus

Quick draw Unlock tactical perk 2

Quick regeneration Unlock tactical perk 3

Bullet feeder Unlock assault perk 4

Hidden in the deep Locate the underwater stash

Grenade pouch + Unlock demolition perk 2

Pop Goes the Lurker Destroy the Balloon Lurkers

Clean Up Your Act Defeat Sasha.

No Stone Left Unturned Find all documents, relics and GPS caches.

True Potential Purchase every upgrade for a single power.

Knife sheath + Unlock stealth perk 3

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

London uprising Defeat the London Monitor

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Deliverance Release friend

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Liberation Complete game on any difficulty

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Chateau Eau Neaux Make vinegar

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Coffee Achiever Wake up Dr. Fred

Rap Sheet: Cheat Disqualify Harold

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better Win the human contest

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie

You Suck Vacuum up a hamster

Number Two Power Laverne's Chron-o-John

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard Get Fred to sign the contract

Number One Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John