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Sweezy Like Sunday Morning Obtain Sweezy.

G3 Graduation Defeat Douglas.

Eye Scream, You Scream Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
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Don't Knife The Hand That Feeds Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.

First Bounty Down Defeat 9-Torg.

Bring A Knife to a Gun Fight Obtain Knifey.

We're All Very Impressed, Trust Me Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.

Fallout Doesn't Let You Do This Kill Slumsley.

A Trek to Remember Collect all other trophies

Leave no stone unturned Find all lore collectibles

Dedicated Collector Collect all Upgrades

Follow your blade Complete the game with the path of fury

Demon's dread Kill Kagerou Demon without getting hit

Unstoppable Complete the game on Kensei mode

Clash in a mirror Kill Hiroki Demon without getting hit

Forgive me, sensei Kill Sanjuro Demon without getting hit

That woman is a demon! Kill Aiko Demon without getting hit

Big Bertha Kill 3 enemy at once with ozutsu

Early End For killing the boss in chapter 3

No, that's not possible... Kill Kagerou Shogun without getting hit

Untouchable Complete a whole chapter without dying and using a shrine

Follow your mind Complete the game with the path of duty

Samurai dies twice Complete the game

Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken Complete the game in Ronin mode

Follow your heart Complete the game with the path of love

Trek's end? Finish Chapter 6

Afterlife traveler Finish Chapter 5

Fleeting destiny Finish Chapter 4

Dust and ashes Finish Chapter 3

Bloodlust Perform 50 finishers

Malicious mischief Kill 10 enemies without using any weapon

After the storm Finish Chapter 2

I'll put this spear into... Kill Sadatame without getting hit

End of kindergarten Finish Chapter 1

Men-Kaeshi-Dou Execute 50 successful counters

This will come in handy Collect first Upgrade

Young blood Kill 1st enemy

You Can Pet the Cat Pet the ProntoMart cat.

Tinkerer Place your first gadget.

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

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Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.