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Wanna hear my playlist? Change the background music in the hideout.

Who's the boss now? Take it up with the CEO, and come out on top.

Well that was a rush! Finish the game and complete every level on the Normal difficulty.
12/12

Perfecter Parry-er! Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 200 times.
200/200

Time to pay up! Settle the bill with the head of Finance.

Headliner Be the showstopper for the head of Marketing.

Out in a puff of smoke Put out 10 fires in battle with Korsica. (Enemies included.)
10/10

Check out my moves! Purchase every combo and partner attack.
27/27

We're Jammin' Successfully pull off 20 Jam Combos
20/20

There's such a thing as TOO helpful Find and engage with every Smidge, while completing all of his practice tips.
11/11

I have to read these things? Find and read half of the Vandelay Vlogs on the campus.
38/38

The Negotiator Remove the head of Security from the equation.

I play my own way! Purchase and equip your first Special Attack.

Kissing the sky! Perform 50 Aerial Raves.
50/50

I look cool. But I can look COOLER. Equip any costume.

This will cost you big time Drain development's budget, removing creative control.

Uh, they were broken when I got here Destroy 200 Vandelay security robots.
200/200

Z-shielding's got nothing on us! Shatter 10 enemy shields by calling in Macaron.
10/10

Whoa! There's ANOTHER health bar!? Increase your health to where you unlock a second tier.
4/4

Alright, that felt AWESOME! Defeated your first enemy with a Rhythm Parry Attack.

Perfect Parry Sucessfully parry with perfect timing 15 times.
15/15

You got this, Peppermint? Destroy 10 barriers by calling in Peppermint.
10/10

Thanks for the free chip, Peppermint! Purchase and equip your first upgrade chip.

Cream of the Crop Come out on top with a battle against the head of Production.

Who put gears in there? Destroyed your first golden statue of Kale.

You can pet the cat! Play with 808 in the hideout.

Start with a bang! Take out the last line of defense at Quality Assurance.

Does that say weakpoint? Destroy QA-1MIL's face, revealing its shame.

Feeling the beat! Land 20 beat-hit attacks on enemies.
20/20

Davy Jones' Locker Swim to the lowest point on the map

Matador Dodge a total of three charge attacks by a Wild Pig

Blow The Man Down Shoot down all the hanging bodies in Long Bay

Last To Leave Take a seat on a burning ship

Ever A Splinter Stop a Templar plot (complete Sequence 12, Memory 5)

The Memory of My Enemy Display all character portraits in the Great Inagua manor

All Hands On Deck Recruit all Officers

In A World Without Gold Witness the end of a legend (complete Sequence 8, Memory 1)

Let Me Explain After a perfect parry, perform a total of four takedowns

Friend To All Interact with all seven friendly animals

Hunter Hunted Defeat a Pirate Hunter while at maximum Wanted Level

King of the Castle Capture all forts

Return The Favor Dash ram a ramming Brig

Zero Waste Restore a map from map pieces

Hungover Wake up in a haystack

Gun-kata Use pistols to kill four enemies in a row within five seconds

The Hangman Kill 10 enemies by hanging them with the rope dart

Help A Brother Out Complete a Templar Hunt sequence

Dressing Overall Equip new cosmetics in each of the Jackdaw's vanity slots

Ship This Fully upgrade the Jackdaw

Seven Deadly Seas Find all treasure chests in underwater shipwrecks