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Follow the Light You were enlightened by a dream.

Let There Be Light You have restored power.

Float Like a Butterfly You avoided getting hit -- with style!

Nordic Walking Unlike Stucky, you enjoy incontestable health benefits. Namely, you're not dead.

Bright Falls' Finest You finally managed to make that phone call.

Under a Thin Layer of Skin You disobeyed the park ranger's instructions.

Paging Mr. Wake You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.

Park Ranger You survived Elderwood National Park.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Come One, Come All You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Drink 'Em Both Up You drank 'em bot' up.

Hardboiled Writer You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

Boob Tube You checked out some important messages.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

KBF-FM You haven't missed a single radio show.

Eating off the Ground Consume a healing item.

Combo Pro Achieve a "Super!" combo.

Dude, My Car! Break the car in The Streets.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

Life's a Struggle Free yourself from a grab.

Birth of the Cool Catch a weapon in the air.

Medical Opinions You listened to Hartman's recordings.

Wasted Wine Break a wine bottle.

Couch Potato You have watched every single TV show on offer.

THIS IS WOOD OAK CITY!!! Kill an enemy by tossing them in a hole.

A Friend in Need You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

Miss Me? Meet Adam.