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Amateur Detective's Record of Trivialities Complete all of Crowe and Hobble's commissions in "Tales of the Hobbling Crow."

One Small Step for Paimon Successfully land on the moon.

Day of Awakening Complete "A Sleepwalker's Confession" in Phaethon's Story.

The Rising Winds Trigger Wind Attribute Anomaly 10 times.

Universal View, Activate! Unlock Universal Terminal Access in Roscaelifer.

Enabler Get 4 kills or assists with a single use of Ana's Nano Boost in Quick or Competitive Play.

Think Outside the Box Clear all 9 different themed Operation Matrix stages.

Armor Up! Absorb 500 damage with Torbjörn's Overload without dying in Quick or Competitive Play.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Graduate You are reading at a 100th grade level

Folly Fallout Finish The Folly of the King's Reader

Folly Dawning Start The Folly of the King's Reader

Trial Tribulation Finish Dead Trial

Trial Kickoff Start Dead Trial