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Meatballs Lover Defeat 30 enemies with the SKULLCUSSIONER

Don't Fear the Reaper 2 Defeat Kauline Grim (of the Grim Sisters)

My Dying Concubine Complete Act 3 - Chapter 2 on any difficulty setting

The Talkative One Defeat 20 enemies with the TEETHER

It's a Bughunt Complete Act 3 - Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting

Don't Fear the Reaper 1 Defeat Maras Grim (of the Grim Sisters)

Riders of the Lost Heart Complete Act 2 - Chapter 4 on any difficulty setting

Adios George (Beast form) Defeat George (Beast form)

What a Wonderful World Complete Act 2 - Chapter 3 on any difficulty setting

Fire in the Hole! Defeat 3 enemies at once using the Explosive Barrels

Cannibal Carnival Complete Act 2 - Chapter 2 on any difficulty setting

Adios George (Human form) Defeat George (Human form)

Take Me To Hell Complete Act 2 - Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting

An Ordinary Life Complete Act 1 - Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting

You Go To Hell Start a new game for the first time
(any difficulty setting)

Win on your first turn Defeat an enemy on your first turn.

Unlock episodes Unlock episodes.

Furry Dice Become a furry dice.

Participation Award Find your first Discovery.
1/1

Inked Away! Escape the morays.

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Where is It? Find That clown

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Rogue Guild Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Own use Reap what you sow.
100/100

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Forgotten Sorority Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro

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Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.