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The Sort Who Makes an Entrance Complete the introduction and finish the Sorting Ceremony

What About Hand Grenades? Get a ringer in a game of Horseshoes.

Austin Overpowered Complete Twin Rocks, Pike's Basin, and Gaptooth Breach Hideouts.

Manifest Destiny Kill the last buffalo in the Great Plains.

Evil Spirits Complete Tumbleweed and Tesoro Azul Hideouts.

Dastardly Place a hogtied woman on the train tracks, and witness her death by train.

He Cleans Up Well! Obtain the Elegant Suit.

Sleep Tight, Little BB Soothe a crying BB and stop the crying for the first time.

Everyday Delivery Complete a standard order.

Giver of Gifts Make your first donation of weapons, equipment, etc.

All Roads Lead to the UCA Complete your first road.

Kill Your Darlings You put your imagination in its place.

Heartbreaker You heard what \"Alice\" had to say.

If It Flies, It Burns Not a bird lover, are you?

Ding! You took a little elevator ride.

A Friend Indeed You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

A Friend in Need You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

Departure You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler You calmed the fury of the storm.

Taken Season You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

The Lady of the Light Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

Carny You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

What Light Through Yonder Window It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Collateral Carnage 20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

Missed by a Mile You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Perchance to Dream Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

Back! Back, I Say! You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Child of the Elder God You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

The Six-Gun Scribe You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

They're Heeeeeere! You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Wheels Within Wheels You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

Thunder and Lightning 50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Iron Horse You made the train engine run out of steam.

Sound and Fury You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Two For the Price of One You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Finders Keepers You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Right of Way You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Energized! You changed batteries 100 times.

Heavy Metal You destroyed the bulldozer.

We Need You Complete Episode 2: Amelie.

Catcher Crusher Defeat a Catcher.

A Helping Hand Issue your first supply request.

The People's Porter Reach a total of 2,400 Likes on the Results Screen.

A Shout in the Dark Send a shout out and have it returned for the first time.

Boots Are a Porter's Best Friend Change footwear for the first time.

I Couldn't Hold it In! Pee outside for the first time.

Prominent Porter Reach Grade 10 in any delivery evaluation category.
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