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Pants on Fire Lied 15 times.
15/15

A Little Power Goes a Long Way Unlocked all of Giatta's abilities.

Retirement Plan Sold your future corpse to Elia.

Can't We All Get Along? Resolved a potential conflict peacefully 5 times.
5/5

Historian Collected all volumes of the History of the Living Lands in the Eothasian Temple.

Get in the Statue, Envoy Death contemplated successfully.

Alpha Strike Protocol Killed 15 enemies using stealth attacks.
15/15

A Cistern Warning Confronted your assassin in the Cistern.

Bullseye Unlocked all of Marius's abilities.

Luckier Than They Know Unlocked all of Kai's abilities.

Grounded Slayed 10 Spiders and 10 Beetles.
20/20

You've Got It From Here Sailed to Paradis from Fort Northreach.

Hawkeye Found the hidden room in Fort Northreach.

Painbow Connection Equip effervescent-quality gear in all slots (except class mod).

Spicy Boy Defeat Haderax the Invincible.

3 or Bust Complete the mission "Paradise Found".

Decrypted! Defeat the Dark Web.

Chocolate Chip Confirmed Allow Tiny Tina to arm the moonshot cannon.

Anyway, Here's "Firewall" Activate the Backburner's firewall.

Dang Girl, You Ace At This Game Win the most challenging round in Murderlin's Temple.

Make it Raaaaaid Vanquish the Ancient Dragons of Destruction.

Hmmmmm... Wield the Mysterious Amulet.

Girl's Gotta Eat Feed thy noble queen thrice during a single visit to her quarters.

Shorty, You So Best Complete thy quest by rescuing yonder queen.

Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin' Demonstrate your skill, or lack thereof, at rolling the magical treasure orb of many sides.

It's Like That One Video Show thine worst enemy, the abomination known as "The Darkness", who is the nerdiest of them all.

They Was All "Hey, That's Mine!" Unsheathe 5 swords from Immortal Skeletaurs without leaving the area.

Yaaaaaay Introduce thyself to the White Knight.

I Totes Planned That Boss Slay Mister Boney Pants Guy.

Done That Complete all Hammerlock's Hunt side missions.

Been There Discover all named locations in Hammerlock's Hunt.

Face Off Complete the mission "The Fall of Nakayama".

Completionist Complete all Pirate's Booty side missions.

Gadabout Discover all named locations in Oasis and the surrounding Pirate's Booty areas.

Treasure Hunter Complete the mission "X Marks the Spot".

Obsessed Collect 10 pictures of Moxxi in Campaign of Carnage.

Motorhead Complete all Campaign of Carnage side missions.

Explosive Complete the mission "Long Way To The Top".

Borderland Defender Round Two Unlock all Borderlands™ 2 trophies.

Thresher Thrashed Defeat Terramorphous the Invincible.

Did It All Complete all side missions.

Capped Out... For Now Reach level 50.

Cute Loot Kill a Chubby.

Cool Story, Bro Defeat Jack.

World Traveler Discover all named locations.

Decked Out Have Purple-rarity gear or better equipped in every slot.

Knowing Is Half The Battle Complete the mission "Data Mining".

Definitely An Italian Plumber Kill Donkey Mong.

Blight Explorer Discover all named locations in Eridium Blight, Arid Nexus, and Sawtooth Cauldron.

Feels Like The First Time Open the chest at the bus stop in Fyrestone.