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Event Horizon Defeat 100 Enemies with a Neon Singularity

Novice Complete 25% of all Challenges

Fish in a Barrel 25 Stasis + Weakpoint Kills

…Bada Boom! Defeat 20 Enemies in a row with Homing Missiles

Professional Complete 50% of all Challenges

Great Responsibility 50 Hostage Saves

Beta Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Expert Complete 75% of all Challenges

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Gamma Survival Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

Rap Sheet: Trespasser Find Fred's basement workshop

Not Raised in a Barn Close a door

Games History Major Play Maniac Mansion

Burnt to a Crisp Acquire the Bow of Apollo

Most Annoying Guest Ever Ring the front desk bell 100 times

Energy Conscious Turn off the television

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism Hoagie eats a Hoagie

And Then the Universe Implodes Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone

Olive Branch Return the stamp album to Weird Ed

Rap Sheet: Thief Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album

Hitting Your Stride Upgrade any weapon to the next level

And Then the Universe Explodes Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees

Moronic Drone Get a job

Only George Can Destroy a Tree Destroy a cherry tree

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree Create a cherry tree

Rap Sheet: Yegg Open the safe

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you

Novelty Enthusiast Get all six novelty items

Voiding the Warranty Try to put something metal in the microwave

That Only Works with Alligators Try to flush the hamster

Obvious, Really... Make it rain

Windsock it to Me Change the flag

That Joke Never Gets Old Squirt five different people with disappearing ink

Costume Quest Clothe Laverne in the costume

Rap Sheet: Vandal Deflate Oozo

WWSCD? Climb through the chimney with all three kids

You Call That a Hint? Try to wash the dirty car with the brush

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same Get a tiny sweater

Don't Try This at Home Microwave the frozen hamster

Missing Pink Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone

It's an Honor Just to Compete Enter the human contest

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon! Make a skunk