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It's Snowing! Complete Questline: A Retrograde Poem for You.

Hyperdimensional Awakening Reach Hunter Level 35.

Lone Signal Complete Anomaly Commission: Deep Blue Sorrow.

Classic Clear Upgrade 1 Orange Console Module to Level 20.

Limits of 8-bit Upgrade 3 Orange Console Cartridges to Level 20.

OG Legend Upgrade 1 Orange Console Cartridge to Level 10.

Let's Start a Band! Complete Questline: A Legendary(?) Band's First Page.

The Shmoupiest You've become Shmoupier than any Shmoup

I Am Become Speed Unlock the final Speed Upgrade

Too Fast? Devolve one level of Speed Upgrade for the first time

The Machine Gunner Unlock the final FireRate Upgrade

Impossible Missile Shot 10 missiles

The OG Real OG Finished 7 games of the Original Mode

It's okay now Finished 15 games

Radical Solution Tried to end the Black Hole with a missile

WHOOPS Managed to destroy your ship with a missile

Missile Impossible Shot 5 missiles

I Am Become Death Destroy a Planet

It’s a Trap! Feel the crushing power of a celestial body

Strike! Kill 5 enemies with a single missile

Phewww Escape a Black Hole

The Missile Shot 1 missile

HARD Mode Survivalist Best Survival time for New Mode on HARD is 31 seconds or more

Shmoupiten Finished 10 games

NORMAL Mode Survivalist Best Survival time for New Mode on NORMAL is 61 seconds or more

The Real OG Finished 3 games of the Original Mode

OG Enjoyer Played Original Mode for 181 seconds or more

OG HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in OG Mode is 530 or more

The Real Real Killer Killed 500 enemies

Life Saver Unlock the final Life Upgrade

The Cicada Unlock your first upgrade

OG Survivalist Best Survival time for OG Mode is 31 seconds or more

The OG Finished your first game of the Original Mode

HARD HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in HARD for New Mode is 110 or more

Shmoup Five O Finished 5 games

Too Hard? Finished your first game on Hard

The Immortal Die 5 times

Shmoupity Enjoyer Played the game for 311 seconds or more

Hard Shmoup Check You've started the game on Hard!

NORMAL HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in NORMAL for New Mode is 333 or more

This New Mode is fun Finished 4 games of the New Mode

Pretty Average Finished your first game on Normal

Normal Shmoup Check You've started the game on Normal!

EASY Mode Survivalist Best Survival time for New Mode on EASY is 91 seconds or more

The Real Killer Killed 250 enemies

The New Boss Kill a Boss

New Mode Enjoyer Played New Mode for 181 seconds or more

Poor Thing Witness a enemy be swallowed by a Black Hole

The Ant Reach 100 Shmoup Points

EASY HighScore Enjoyer Your HighScore in EASY for New Mode is 666 or more