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Scary Me Escape from Squidwardosaurus Rex as Squidward

The Bigger They Are... Escape from Squidwardosaurus Rex

Jurassic Dodger Avoid being squashed by Patrickosaurus

Self Inflicted Damage Get Patrick squashed by Patrickosaurus

Can't Get Better Than This Fully upgrade any character

Wheeeeee! Jump 100 times on trampolines

Scrap Metal Defeat the Giant Plankton Bot

Invincibubble Finish a level without taking any damage

Vegetarian Finish a level without using any Blaster Burgers

It Feels Better Upgrade an ability

Unbeatabubble Finish a level without falling unconscious

A Good Start Find the first missing page

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Battle Rockets Diploma You've aced every test. Now, here's your certificate of completion!

Guess I'll Tie End a multiplayer Battle Rockets match in a tie.

The Hero's Tourney Win every round in a Short Fuse match.

Bonne Chance Complete the 7th Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

Fura Flies Complete the 6th Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

Just Nix the Plan Complete the 5th Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

A Friend in Vee Complete the 4th Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

Making a Miss Complete the 3rd Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

Maxed Out Complete the 2nd Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

Double, Double, Toil & Tumble End a Duel Shock match where each player has 50 or less HP.

Feeling Suri Complete the 1st Challenge in Battle Rockets' single-player mode.

7-Star Hotel Inform Johnny that you have donated all possible items to his treasure trove.

Virtually Renowned Complete all of Chadley's combat simulations.