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Chimp on the Barbie In Ascension, kill a space monkey with a fire trap.

No-one gets left behind Revive 100 teammates

Doctor Falck in the house Heal 3000 points of damage within a single round with Falck's S21 Syrette Pistol

Luck of the Irish Reach Player Level 25

Happy birthday Call in 15 Loadout Crates with Angel

Thank you, Santa Resupply 50 teammates

Doze this Perform 7 kills in one life with Dozer's SOB-8 Ballistic Shield

Squad Wiper Kill 500 enemy soldiers while not in a Vehicle

Deadshot Perform 20 headshot kills in one round

Good Company Earn first place as a squad

Foot Soldier Travel 25 km without using vehicles

Making Dunn Proud Reach Player Level 15

Showoff Outstanding performance achieved

Adapt and Overcome Reach Player Level 5

It's a Magic Number Kill 666 Demons (excluding Player Demons and Wolves)

Darn It, They Keep BREAKING Perform 33 Unique Glory Kills in a single save slot

Crystal Craving Upgrade Health, Armor, or Ammo

Doomsday Complete Hell on Earth

Delivering Is What I Do Complete the prologue: Porter.

I Couldn't Hold it In! Pee outside for the first time.

League of Your Own Create a pool league

Doubled Play a double shot and pot

Eager Beaver Earn 150,000 score as a Player

Hoist the Flag In Multiplayer, capture 10 flags in Frontlines

Off-hand In Multiplayer, kill 10 enemies with secondary weapons in a round

Heads Down In Multiplayer, fully suppress 5 enemies

Home At Last You've returned home after fully completing your mission! You're a hero!

I Come in Peace Slap every alien creature at least once. I suppose that counts as "first contact".

Scott Norwood in the Hizzy... Kick 25 Pufferbirds and 25 Maroons. It's ok. I don't know who Scott Norwood is either.

That's all people really want to do... Kick 10 Pufferbirds in 30 seconds. It's why you bought the game. We get it.

Shocking Stun 5 creatures simultaneously with Shock Fruit. Stone cold.

Botanist Scan all the flora on AR-Y 26!

Your Friendly Neighbourhood... Execute 10 consecutive grapples without touching the ground. You're like some kind of arachnid-man.

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me. Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

Zoologist Scan all the creatures on AR-Y 26!

Who Is Teratomo? Collect and read every Alien Explorer Log.

The Answer is 42 Fully decrypt and watch the tower origin transmission.

The $600 Man 3D-print all the 3D-printables. After that, go ahead and 3D-print yourself a gold star!

Stop Crapping On Me, Jessie Got pooped on by a Skipper. That's good luck, depending on who you ask. Not me. I think it's gross.

Pinball Wizard Kill 5 creatures with a single Charged Shot. Because aiming is for chumps!

Stronger, Faster, Probably Poisonous Recklessly and irresponsibly eat every Orange Goo on AR-Y 26.

Turdball Wizard Consecutively bounce on 5 different Springy Egg Sacs. It's like an ethically-iffy bouncy castle!

Teratomo? Teratomo! Re-emerged onto AR-Y 26 after killing Teratomo. Back to work, I suppose!

Teratomo Defeated Teratomo is no mo'. Now go take a shower. You smell bad. Very bad.

Open Seasame Enter The Spire. I've got a bad feeling about this...

It's Not In The Game Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Au-revoir Gopher! Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Build It Up Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

Ambidextrous Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!