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Get Outta My House! Defeat the Renegades attacking the Fish Eye.

Light in the Darkness Activate your first Electrical Substation.

On the Trail of the Enemy Learn Waltz's location.

Under Pressure Activate your first Water Tower.

Slowpoke! Lose the maximum level of Chase.

Flag Burning Clear your first Bandit Camp.

Being All Social Join a co-op session.

It Wasn't That Hard, Was It? Defeat your first GRE Anomaly.

Can't Touch This! Kill 20 enemies in a row with melee weapons without taking damage.

Terminal Headache Perform 50 headshots with a ranged weapon.

You're Going Down! Perform 50 takedowns.

Night Hunter Kill a Volatile.

Oh, So This Is How It Works! Modify your weapon for the first time.

Sancho Panza Activate your first Windmill.

Good Night & Good Luck Survive your first night.

Herzlich Wilkommen! Enter the Bazaar.

You Never Forget Your First... Craft your first item.

Into the Unknown Reach Villedor.

First Shot Use an Inhibitor for the first time.

Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

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Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Gnat's All Folks! Collect all Grounded Trophies!

Go Big Again Grow big again after activating the REMIX.R

Did I Do That? Activate the REMIX.R

Block Buster Perform 10 perfect blocks in a row

From Downtown Score a basket with the Basketball Hoop from over 40 cm away

Super Win Grow big again and score 100% on the end game Report Card

No More Homework! Complete BURG.L's list of Quests

Exoskeleton Equip a matching set of Tier 2 armor

Creepy Crawler Kill the Infected Broodmother

Gotta Peep Them All Unlock every Creature Card

Aim Small Kill a flying bug with an arrow from over 30 cm away

Chillax Unwind at a base while experiencing max coziness

Splinter Master Craft tier 3 arrows

A Muse Sting Kill the Wasp Queen

Ominent Schmominent Foil Director Schmector

Mini Mix-a-lot Defend all of the MIX.Rs and Super MIX.Rs

Go Big Grow big again!

The Best Part of Waking Up Successfully brew the Embiggening Cocktail

Fortified Construct your first Mushroom Brick building

Raisin Man Find Dr. Wendell Tully

Tighty Whities Kill the Mant

Protein Shake Consume 5 Beefy memorized recipe Smoothies