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For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

4D Stickmen Win a match where a black hole appears

Stay Put! That is why you don't leave the office

Ice Age Win the round after all ice is destroyed on an ice level

Shield Breaker Destroy 100 magic shields without using Steven.

Hat-Trick Scored 3 goals with the same player in a match

Trickster Performed a trick to get past a player and score

Goalmouth Guardian Saved a penalty kick (not in penalty shootouts)

Braced for Victory Scored two goals with the same player in a single match

First Glory Won a match

Clean Sheet King Win with a clean sheet

Counter-Attacker Scored a goal on a counterattack

First Goal Scored a goal

You've got potential, squire! Faced off against the Master of the Uproar on the Soaring Summit.

Squired Up Discover the Trials of the Knitted Knights.

Explorer Finish a round on each map of the game

Savior In multiplayer, save your fallen friends from certain doom!

Bubble Binger Collect a full chain of Timed Score Bubbles 30 times.
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Icon of Style Save a custom-made costume to your Wardrobe.

Headshot Headshot

Walkover Win a round by every opponent falling off the map

Snake Get killed by a snake

Mechanical Angel Use the Flight Ability a total of 100 times

Super Rescuer Rescue 5 Teammates that have fallen in battle