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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Inconceivable! Complete all challenges.

Get Over Here! Rope pull 5 enemies off edges.

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

Somethin' I've Gotta Do You collected your things from Sammy's

For Old Time's Sake Cassandra agreed to help you kill Marcano

Good Samaritan Revive a teammate in a multiplayer match.

Lights Out Kill 10 multiplayer enemies using your melee attack.

Standard Communication Grid Wiretapped the Delray Hollow Smack Racket

Adventurer Complete a match in all multiplayer modes.

Escapist Survive 10 explosions in multiplayer.

Softened 'Em Up Completely weakened a racket by killing all of its Enforcers

Pray on the Way Up You hung Ritchie Doucet from a Ferris wheel

Bon Appétit! Fed a body to an alligator

Master Blaster Kill 2 multiplayer enemies with a single explosive.

Down Boy! Kill a zip-lining enemy player in multiplayer.

Monkey Around In multiplayer, escape death 3 times by using the rope ascender.

We Partners Now Vito agreed to help you kill Marcano

Artilleryman Kill 20 enemy players in multiplayer using a turret.

Code 112 Stole a Police car

Cut & Run Burke agreed to help you kill Marcano

I'm all that! Win a ranked match in every multiplayer mode.

Insurance Risk Escaped a Police Zone after being chased for 2 minutes