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Zero Health = Bronze Trophy Open a Health Chest when your health meter is already full

Rocking Out Acquire Medusa’s Gaze

Run Astro Run! Got a total Speed Run time of 7 minutes or under.

Alpha Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Turret Syndrome Overload 25 Turrets

Beta Rescue Diamond Achieve a score of 500,000 points

Top of the Class Earn a total of 10,000,000 points

Bolt Action Acquire Zeus’ Fury

Unleashed Purchase every Upgrade

Perfectionist Complete all of the Challenges in the Game

Noble Achievement Collect all Trophies

Don't They Ever Shut Up! Defeat the Desert Sirens

Hitman Get a 100 Hits Combo

Sword Man Acquire Blade of Artemis

Rockin' the Boat Complete the Sex Mini-Game

Get the Ball Rolling Complete the Challenge of Atlas

Roll Over ... and Die Win the first Cerberus fight

Kratos' Marble Collection Collect all the Gorgon Eyes

Totally Baked Complete the Sacrifice

Key to Success Collect all of the Muse Keys

Beat a Dead Horse Complete the Centaur sacrifice to Hades

Getting My Ass Kicked Die enough times to get offered Easy mode

Take the Bull by the Horns Defeat Pandora's Guardian

Scape Goat Win the first Satyr fight

Soul Search Acquire Army of Hades

Kickboxer Complete the Spike Room Box Puzzle

Head Hunter Obtain the head of the Architect's wife

The Power to Kill a God Retrieve Pandora’s Box

You Got the Touch! Climb the Spiked Column in Hades without taking damage

Get Me a Beer Kid Free yourself from the depths of Hades

Prepare to be a God Beat the Game on any Difficulty

God Killer Kill Ares

Stick it in Your Cap! Collect all the Phoenix Feathers

Don't Leave Her Hanging Rescue the Oracle with 10 seconds to spare

Hitman 2 Get a 200 Hits Combo

Legend of the Twins Watch the 'Birth of the Beast' Treasure

Splash Kiss the Nyad

Seeing Red Max out all Weapons and Magic

Sole Survivor In multiplayer, be the only player on your team that isn't dead or downed.

Party Pooper KO all the henchmen celebrating your arrival at the party

Entrapment Catch a player in a snare trap in multiplayer.

Narcissistic Purchase a new multiplayer character.

On My Way Up Reach level 10 in multiplayer.

I’ll Take the Physical Challenge Complete the Challenge of the Gods

Speed of Jason McDonald Beat the game in under 5 hours on any Difficulty

Trophy of Zeus Unlock all God of War® Trophies

Hunted down Rescued Special Bot trapped in GPU Jungle.

Déjà phew! Rescued Special Bot trapped in SSD Speedway.

Grand tourist Rescued Special Bot trapped in Cooling Springs.

Mano-A-Mano Defeat Titan henchman without using Batarangs (any play mode)