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Ham-Fisted Dispatch 10 scraps while riding the pig

Paperazzi Take 15 photos of the paper world

Too Much Swag Put more than 10 decorations on your messenger

Cut Your Teeth You were successfully promoted up a rank in multiplayer.

Shredder Dispatch 200 scraps

Imprison Throw a scrap into the controller

Free Hug Throw a gopher at a scrap

Crafty Create 10 decorations with the cutting mat

Welcome to the Club Reach Sergeant (Level 10) in multiplayer Public Match.

Friendly Fire Force a stilt scrap to shoot another scrap

Speed Demon Achieve a speed of 300km/h.

Petting Zoo Stroke 4 different types of creature inside your controller

License to Kill Complete Fatality Trainer

Bouncer Bounce on two bouncer scraps without touching the ground

Harlequin Change the color of every part of your messenger

Gopher Trampoline Bounce 10 times in a row on a gopher

There Will Be Blood! Spill 10000 pints of blood

Neat Freak Use the Guiding Light to clear up 500 pieces of scrap paper

Papercraft Enthusiast Collect 25 papercraft plans

Good Old Days Take a black and white photo of a gopher riding an elk

Where's The Arcade? Complete Arcade Ladder with Any Fighter

Air Selfie Take a Selfie on the Paper Plane

Lunch Break Take a sepia photo of a squirrel eating an acorn

Liberty City Minute You finished the story in less than 30 hours.

A For Effort Complete Tutorial Mode

You Have 1 New Message Finish the game

Tag, You're It! Perform and land a Tag Combo

Piggy in the Middle Let the squirrels play throw-and-catch with the messenger

Iconic Create a trophy icon on the cutting mat

Halfway There! Complete Story Mode 50%

Doppelganger Take a photo of the Other Messenger

Taxi! Safely deliver the Misplaced Gopher home

Tower of Doom Tumble a stack of 5 scraps

Globe Trotter Take a photo in each chapter

The Right Direction Win your first B-Spec event race.

Cold Fusion Unlock Hidden Fighter "Cyber Sub-Zero"

With One Stone Hit 5 enemies at once with a Thrown-Forth projectile

Yellow Head Take a photo of Yellow Head

National A License Complete the A License.

Old-Timer Acquire a car manufactured in 1959 or earlier.

Back In Time... Complete Story Mode 100%

Quan-Tease Unlock Hidden Fighter "Quan Chi"

Tower Apprentice Complete 25 Tower missions

Half a Century of Cars Own at least one car each from the '60s, '70s, '80s, '90s and '00s.

High Roller Bought a seriously expensive car.

Welcome to the Penthouse Prestige once in multiplayer Public Match.

What Does This Button Do?? Complete Arcade Ladder without blocking (allowed to continue)

Top Of The Food Chain You successfully killed 20 players with a pistol in a deathmatch.

International C License Complete the International C License.

Join The Midnight Club You won a multiplayer race without damaging your vehicle too much.