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Platinum Sam Unlock all trophies.

All Kleer Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.

Heads Up! Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.

Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Fulbert le Fou Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Harvest Festival Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Tear 'n' Rip Melee a big enemy.

Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Southern Gentleman Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Enemy of My Enemy Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Mushroom Surprise Find out what happened to the English airman.

Holy Driver Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Atomic Wedgie Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199.

No Surrender Kill 5 enemies in a row while your health is below 10 HP.

Signature Move Sign Secchi's rifle.

All Roads Lead To Rome Head into Rome. Ditch Rodriguez.

Hard Science Fiction Get a weaponized black hole, using science.

Hot Hot Hot Run away from an angry volcano you foolishly antagonized.

Veni Vidi Witchy Kill a Witchbride using C4.

Quadruple the Gun Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

That Burning Sensation Collect scorched aliens for Professor Kiesel.

Volcano Antagonizer Die HAARP With A Vengeance.

Max Pain Kill 5 enemies during a single Time Warp slowdown.

That Belongs In A Museum Recover the alien artifact located by Dr. Stein.

Megabarf Kill a Belcher using Belcher collateral barf damage.

Pow Pow! Kill an Aludran Reptiloid using nothing but a pistol.

Bullseye One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

For the Cause Find out what happened to Alessandro.

Cultist Stimulator Recover a key stolen by a cultist.

Roman Holiday Get together with your friends and kill something big.

The Spirit of Roma Fight alongside Massimo Murena.