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Certified Fresh Find all movie tapes

You Trusted Your Instincts Complete all Instincts

Daredevil Jump off all Ramps

Streaking Run naked on the football field

Who Baywatches the Baywatch? Run on the beach in slow motion

401(K.O.) Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Crocsquatch Give Big Foot some shoes

Raider of the Lost Parking Garage Find the perfectly round boulder

A Center for Ants? Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Move! That! Bus! Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Don't touch the servers You touched the servers

New Goat Order Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

[REDACTED] Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Beauty, Mindfulness and Meditation Sit through the entire yoga session

Black Market Find the shady merchant

Car Cave Find the secret garage

Club Mohair Enter the super secret container rave

San Angora: Become Human Unlock the Capra Erectus

Welcome to Earth Start the Alien invasion

What a Waste of Money Buy the Gators shoes

Nasty! Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

French Fika Lick the croissant

Synchronization Complete Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Shadow Syndicate Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Secret Society Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Where is It? Find That clown

Goat Queen Become Queen of all the goats

Covert Consortium Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Rogue Guild Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Private Club Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Egg Simulator Become an Egg

Into the Matrix Find the trainstation

Real Buoy Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

Reach the Stratosphere Get flung out of the map

Cannibanana Lick a banana as an Abominana

Forgotten Sorority Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

I Watched the Intro Sit through the intro

Auctioneer Buy car from auction

The Motherland Does Not Forget its Heroes Unlock all trophies

Atomic Heart Complete the game on Armageddon

Burning Ears Find all Chirpers
70/70

Ultimate Storm Destroy 15 enemies using the neuropolymeric launch module
15/15

Chop Chop Chop Kill Belyash with a melee weapon

The Necromancer Talk to every dead
46/46

Apple Pie Pick all apples in Limbo
99/99

Strike Kill Hedgie without making a single shot / destroy all statues

Avatar Kill 10 burning enemies, 10 electrified enemies, and 10 frozen enemies
30/30

Scanner Scan all mobs
22/22

Triple Penetration Kill 3 or more enemies with a single Railgun shot

Below Zero Freeze a Vova mid-air