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The Case of the Missing Jewel Fish Ate a Jewel Fish.

It's Alive! A Composite Innocent was born.

Let There Be Carnage Gained access to the Carnage Dimension.

Stuff of Legends Obtained a legendary weapon.

Merc with the Muffler Completed the Super Overlord Class in the Chara World.

Customer of the Month Achieved the top customer rank with Rosen Queen Co.

Epic Find Obtained an item with Epic rarity.

Home Sweets Home Completed the Flan Toppings Rally.

Pick a God and Slay Defeated an Item God.

To the Great-er Beyond Defeated 1000 enemies.

Coming of Age Went at it with the proprietress of the Succubus Inn.

The Wurst Offender Defeated Wurst.

BBBFs: Best Battle Buddies Forever Forged 30 or more Buddy Bonds.

Rabbit Season Defeated Rozala.

This. Is. SUPER DUPER! Obtained a level 300 or above item.

Rock-a-Bye Andy Defeated Rock Andy.

Your Trophy. Give It to Me. Now. Passed a bill that lets you receive a trophy.

I Am the Senate Passed a bill at the Dark Confectionery by force.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Defeated Rise N. Cane.

Run like the Wind Traveled a distance of 42.195 kilometers.

Two for the Price of Two Duplicated an item.

Kory (Back) in the House Defeated Kory.

Netherspawn An Innocent was born.

1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! Achieved a combo of 1000.

Ever A Splinter Stop a Templar plot (complete Sequence 12, Memory 5)

Last To Leave Take a seat on a burning ship

Blow The Man Down Shoot down all the hanging bodies in Long Bay

Dilettante Fill all Art Collection and Equipment slots in the Great Inagua manor

All Hands On Deck Recruit all Officers

Cartographer Visit every location in the game

Devil of the Caribbean Defeat all legendary ships

In A World Without Gold Witness the end of a legend (complete Sequence 8, Memory 1)

Ship This Fully upgrade the Jackdaw

Seven Deadly Seas Find all treasure chests in underwater shipwrecks

Davy Jones' Locker Swim to the lowest point on the map

Friend To All Interact with all seven friendly animals

Dressing Overall Equip new cosmetics in each of the Jackdaw's vanity slots

King of the Castle Capture all forts

Taste My Steel! Defeated Granute.

Morphin' Time Performed a Magichange.

TIMBER!!! Defeated John-Zuck.

Wanted: Filthy Flan-Nappers Accepted Tichelle's request.

Counterpoint: Die Performed a counter.

Overdesign IV Kick a berserk enemy caught in smoke off a ship

Unsinkable Survive a rogue wave taken from the side

Zero Waste Restore a map from map pieces

Perfect Predator Get a perfect harpoon shot on a Great White Shark

Hunter Hunted Defeat a Pirate Hunter while at maximum Wanted Level

Return The Favor Dash ram a ramming Brig

Governor Restore all buildings in the Great Inagua village