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Preemptive Strike Playing as The Orchid, block 10 abilities from opponents with Sabotage.

Sacred Land Playing as The Jaguar, be the highest scoring player of a Domination game session.

South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Platinum Trophy Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes.

More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.