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:( this is for breaking a lot of 100+ combo chains. don't feel too bad. it'll happen to everyone who plays the game enough

Canary Complete the "Rock Bottom" Campaign.

How Do You See Out Of These Things? Collect 10 hats.
10/10

I'm sorry. I lied to you. UNBEATABLE is not the only rhythm game there are actually many rhythm games

DID YOU KNOW EVERY STAR YOU SEE IN THE NIGHT SKY IS BRIGHTER THAN OUR SUN You've hit a 5.0 STAR rating. That was the first thing that came up when I searched "cool facts about stars"

CRITICAL BASS THEORY YOU GET THIS FOR BEATING TEN SONGS WITH CRIT MODE ON. I'M SORRY FOR THE NAME OF THIS ACHIEVEMENT AND I'M SORRY FOR YELLING.

STAR...t You've hit a 1.0 STAR rating. Keep going! Maybe I should look up some cool facts about stars to help me write these achievements

AND I'M NOT EVEN AWAKE past the morning every day

Yellow Makes It Shoot Better Equip a colorway and three decals onto a gun.

Not Just For Decoration Equip at least one attachment on a sidearm.

Worst Party Ever Complete the "Boarding Party" Campaign.

Hell and Back Level a weapon to four stars.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT pulling pranks on the spirit of the law by following the letter of the law

AM...AM I BEING HUSTLED if you keep abusing no fail mode i WILL take it away from you

please change your offset either something is very wrong or you are REALLY good at playing the game badly on purpose

OKAY FINE. SURE. HERE. it's like the 0451 of codes you type in a video game

ARCADE FLAWLESS people like to say that you can fail a million times but you only have to succeed once. i like succeeding more than once, myself

I am so proud of you! though seeing it written back like that it kind of sounds like i'm being sarcastic. i'm not! good job!

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT PERFECT GREAT PERFECT combo unbreaker

WAIT. IS THE ARCADE MODE NON-CANON this game claims that music is illegal, yet it encourages the playing of music. that's just bad design

ONE MORE BEGINNING lost family found

LET'S GO FOR SIX you're supposed to get this for playing five songs but i guess you could also just play the same song five times

DEAD BALL Survived a ghost encounter. I'm so, so sorry if you already did this in the demo.

Be nice. Be NICE.

Next Top Marine Equip cosmetics on your head, torso and legs.

Worthiness Tested Attempt a Challenge run.

It's a rescue mission, you'll love it! Complete the "Rescue and Recovery" Campaign.

Welcoming Committee Complete the "Prologue" Campaign.

A young girl plays a song For all the days we've had, and all the days we will

Bug Sized Relaxation Release that tension at the root level.

PUNCHLINE a cruel answer

THE STUFF HAVER look. i have to ship these achievement names and descriptions right now. YOU try coming up with these

WE CAN PRETEND THAT JUST DIDN'T HAPPEN sewer? i hardly kn

IT'S RJ'S FAULT BARTENDING IS EVEN IN THE GAME "'you look a little bar tense' - andrew tsai" - rj lake

ROPE BURN This is probably the scariest thing that happens in the game

A GAME WHERE MUSIC IS ILLEGAL AND YOU FOLLOW THE LAW Rhythm is life. It's inherent to being human. That's why playing this minigame feels like eating razors

SHE GETS DISTRACTED EASILY, DOESN'T SHE? honestly, if i'm playing a video game, and there's a minigame in the video game, i WILL spend all my time just doing that

Welcome to the Penthouse Prestige once in multiplayer Public Match.

Something Fishy Don't feed the animals! Or do, they're adorable.

Terror Of The Seven Seas Scurvy! Ye look smashing, captain!

Mood Swing Took things a bit too far, didn't you?

Lost And Found Again? Keep track of your kids!

IF THE NEEDLE WON'T MOVE... gladitorial rules

I BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHAT MY FIRST NAME FOR THIS ACHIEVEMENT WAS okay fine. you got it first try. it WAS "posting through it."

FREE AS IN WHATEVER THIS IS no point to the game. you just walk around, jumping

Sacrificial Lamb Shoot at or be shot by an ally with a Pack-a-Punch crossbow and kill six zombies with the explosion.

Overachiever In Origins, complete all 4 Challenges in one game.

Big Bang Theory In Moon, gain sweet, sweet, revenge.

Cryogenic Slumber Party In Moon, complete Richtofen's grand scheme.