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Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Another Way Complete "No Escape"

Medicine Complete "It Chose You"

Slack Line Stealth takedown 25 enemies in stealth from the Web Line
25/25

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Complete all FNSM requests
6/6

A New Suit Acquire the Black Suit

Brooklyn Pride Complete "A Gift"
5/5

Co-Signing Complete all Tech Stashes
10/10

Grains of Sand Piece together broken memories
14/14

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

Toxic Environment Loot 100 Biohazard items

#followbacks Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Fashionista Find 10 costume pieces

Big Knocker Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

Potty Trained Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

Located the Shrine of Dagon Located the Shrine of Dagon, Main Quest

Sins of the Past Accompany Anca on her daring adventure to the Font of Life.

Arbiter's Blade Restore St Mihai's sword to its former glory.

Make It Rain Cause an enemy to explode using an Active Ability.

Mastery Level up one Swordmastery, Witchcraft, or Vampiric Ability to its full potential.

David and Golyat Kill Golyat with a crossbow bolt to his eye.

Passed the Trial Finish the game on any difficulty.