Usoff

Hypno Baron's House of Horrors Foil the Dual Barons!

A Winner is You! Finish the race!

Better left forgotten! Find the lost memories!

Techno Beatdown Stop the Techno Baron!

If you're gonna cut it.. Land the final strike on any boss with only a sliver of your own health left.

Guardian Genie Save Scuttletown!

Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Changed Ways You completed The Brigmore Witches in Low Chaos

Cleanest Hands You completed The Brigmore Witches without killing anyone

Silence is Golden You completed The Brigmore Witches without alerting anyone

Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items.

No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times.

Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Make it Rain! You've spent $500.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

Gangs of Dunwall You restored the Undine to working condition

Breakout You broke Lizzy Stride out of Coldridge Prison

Parting Shot You delivered (or attempted) the killing blow on Corvo

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.