UntailedBijuu

The Wandering Fool Find all the tarot graffiti for the job Fool on the Hill.

The Jungle Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Santo Domingo.

I Am The Law Complete all Cyberpsycho Sightings.

Autojock Buy all vehicles available for purchase.

City Lights Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in City Center.

Ten out of Ten Reach the max level in any skill.

It's Elementary Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Watson.

Mean Streets Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Heywood.

Little Tokyo Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Westbrook.

Greetings from Pacifica! Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in Pacifica.

The Wasteland Complete all gigs and NCPD Scanner Hustles in the Badlands.

Frequent Flyer Find all fast travel dataterms.

Never Fade Away Unlock all Trophies.

Start a Revolution Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"

Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"

Thick as a Baby's Arm Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"

Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."

No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

One Hit Wonder Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge

Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Hair Remover Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"

Head Cheese Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Meat Your Maker Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"

Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"

Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"

Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

All the President's Men Save President Myers.

French Kiss Instructor Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"

Arachnophobia Defeat the Chimera.

Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

Dances With Guns Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"