UntailedBijuu

Feeling Punchy Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."

Start a Revolution Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"

...Where Credit is Due Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey...aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"

Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"

Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."

No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Thick as a Baby's Arm Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"

One Hit Wonder Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge

Head Cheese Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."

Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Second Amendment Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."

Meat Your Maker Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your...hey, I can go on all day."

Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Pull! Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"

Hair Remover Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"

Talk! "What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here...just take the trophy."

Your Turn Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."

Deja-Vu (All Over Again) Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"

Just a Flesh Wound Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level...and you're not one of them."

Meet Quentin. Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"

Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"

Multiplayer Master! "What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well...not like we can take the trophy back NOW..."

Hazard Avoider Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won...my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"

Draw Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti..."

Boom Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"

Say "No" to Pots Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"

Well, I Heard Them Scream Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."

Fire Hazard Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."

Maxx Karnage Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage...sounds like a cool action hero name."

French Kiss Instructor Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"

Dances With Guns Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"

Shield Master Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying...I just wanted the trophy!"

Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"

Bedlam Basher Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."

Ran to the Hills Completed "It's Raining Death"

Dark Forest Complete the Dark Forest on any difficulty

Pseudo-Hazard Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well...at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy...'"

I've never touched an axe before. Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode

Observe the Grenade Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"

Fistful of Fog Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"

Master of the Flame Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit

Clear Path Not Lost Complete the Dark Forest without getting lost once

Hazard Master Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"

King of Hazard Land! Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"

No More Tears Completed "Sea of Black Tears"

Groupie Completed Campaign mode on Gentle