TreeDaddy

Master of the Elements Kill 100 enemies with Fire, Frost, or Lightning damage as a Sorcerer.
100/100

El mero mero machetero The Chosen Juan... it's really you

Fumigation Drink 1000 Sakilas
1000/1000

New Profile Who This? Change your Player Banner, Avatar Border, and Player Title

BOING Pounce with the legendary ability BOING 30 enemies.
30/30

Mexa Braulio Lee Jacobo Chan Get to 5000 combo count!
5000/5000

Speak up, compita-kun Defeat la Santa Shinigami... Sumimasorry carnalita

Malacopa Drink 500 Sakilas
500/500

Tengu mask incident Finish the freaky couple's quest

Dr Missingno Finish all Dr Misi quests

I'M NOT A SAMURAI Use the extremely Mexican NINJA substitution jutsu 100 times
100/100

Hattori Chancho Finish all Hattori Chancho quests

Yasumi please! Finish all Godin quests

Pandemoniummultidimensionaldemon-sama Take down 1,440 narkuza goons
1440/1440

Los Shonen del Barrio Finish all Los Shonen del Barrio quests

Una poca de gracian't Defeat The Bamba Grand Priest: Juu Ichi Violence

Okane kasegu, watashi wa sutaa Pick up money money 1000 times
1000/1000

Pa los chescos... Finish all El Borracho quests

Dinero dinero dinero, aprende algo dinero Pick up money money 800 times
800/800

That hurts papi-sama Defeat la Shikamala

Ready and alborotation Fill out all of your Death Charm and Jutsu slots in a single run

Robolover Aquire a kanojo, a girlfriend

EL DIABLO Take down 900 narkuza goons
900/900

Shamizen del diablo Whack 20 enemies with your shamizen
20/20

Qué bonitos ojos tienes compadre... Drink 100 Sakilas
100/100

La mero mero stash Solve the mystery of your sensei's stash

Pa miguelito-san Pick up money money 400 times
400/400

Machetensai Get to 1000 combo count!
1000/1000

Katana maistro Get to 500 combo count!
500/500

Bakemono rompe madres Take down 500 narkuza goons
500/500

Despachadón Take down 10 enemies with a Parry Counter!
10/10

KANPAI! Drink 50 Sakilas
50/50

Flow FUAAA! Get to 200 combo count!

Tu saifu o la vida Pick up money money 200 times
200/200

Reverse burnout Defeat the Tecnocarnales

Presta pa la orquestra Pick up money money 100 times
100/100

Mutant panda tacos Defeat the Japanese (or were they Chinese?) Panda

Like a manga de madrazos Take down 100 narkuza goons
100/100

Ya te la you know, celular y cartera! Pick up money money 50 times
50/50

Borracho good boy Drink 10 Sakilas
10/10

Sayonara handsome Defeat El Cascos

Parry oniichan Parry something or whatever wey

Welcome to Nuevo Tokyo, carnal! Die for the first time

Most wanted OXXO poster Take down 10 narkuza goons
10/10

Pyramid of bonez Take down your very first narkuza goon!

VERSPRECHEN Remember our Promise.

GESTALTZERFALL Return.

DAS ENDE Fail.

NITRO A Gift.

The Sun Is Forever Mastered Carcosa and obtained every SAROS trophy.