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Excellent Job Following Directions Obtain all other trophies.

Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years.

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Mastery Level up a Player Card to Level 3 in MyTEAM. (MyTEAM)

Take Over Apply 5 Takeovers to a Shoe Card. (MyTEAM)

Rest In Pieces In a BT area, cut an umbilical cord for the first time without the BT noticing.

"BB" Complete Episode 7: Clifford.

BBs: A Bridge Between This World and the One Beyond Complete Episode 6: Deadman.

Trail-Blazer Upgrade all types of structure to the maximum level.
10/10

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers.

Master Builder Complete at least one of every type of structure (including signs, ladders, and climbing anchors.)
13/13

The Post Guides the Present Read 100 mails.
100/100

Game Over man... Run out of Player Cards to use in Gauntlet. (MyTEAM)

Login Streak Complete a seven day login streak. (MyTEAM)

Return Flight Complete an Exhibition early. (MyTEAM)

Ghosted Use all games of a Free Agent Player Card. (MyTEAM)

Test Trophy Please Ignore Test trophy description! Replace this!

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it.

We're Whole Again Complete Episode 5: Mama.

Rainbow Win a game with Player Cards representing 15 different teams. (MyTEAM)

Trained Complete a Coach's Training Challenge. (MyTEAM)

Wish Upon a Card Add a card to your Wishlist. (MyTEAM)

It Takes Two Win a game in Street Kings using two Teammate Bonus Teammates. (MyCAREER)

Learn and Upgrade Complete the MyTEAM Tutorial. (MyTEAM)

Combine Ready Complete Beginner Tutorial. (Learn 2K)
5/5

Making Waves Win a WNBA game in Quick Play. (Quick Play)

Winning Win a game. (Quick Play)

Keep Your Distance Make 10 three-point shots in any one game. (Quick Play)

Mirror Universe Acquire a Parallel Card. (MyTEAM)

Hooked on Delivering!? Deliver 700 items of cargo.
700/700

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable.

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Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again.

Get Your First Trophy Awarded for getting any of the other trophies as your first.

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times.

BB... Complete Episode 4: Unger.

I Won't Break Complete Episode 3: Fragile.

Sleep Tight, Little BB Soothe a crying BB and stop the crying for the first time.

Soak and Sigh Take your first hot spring bath.

Public Service Porter Dispose of chiralium-contaminated cargo in the crater lake for the first time.

The Automation Revolution Complete a standard order with a delivery bot.

Pumped Porter Deliver 3,000 kg of cargo.
3000/3000

Deliveries Done Complete 36 standard orders.
36/36

The World's Most Popular Porter Reach a total of 50,000 Likes on the Results Screen.

Any Porter in a Storm Trade with another porter for the first time.

Nothing Lasts Forever Unlock everything

Friends Reunited Find all coffins and unlock the secret ending

A Proper Gander Find and tear down all posters
20/20

Hidden in rubble Find all secrets in the final three chapters
11/11