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You Ain't Gettin' Away Escape to the yard.

Duck If You Love Life Avoid Jack's scissor attack by crouching.

Can't Catch Me Complete the "Mia" videotape without being spotted by Marguerite.

Things Got Personal Finish off an enemy with the knife.

He's Here, There, Everywhere! Destroy a Mr. Everywhere statuette.

Master of Unlocking Use a lock pick to open something.

Welcome to the Family, Son Escape from the guest house.

Arms in the Air Block an enemy attack by guarding.

Behind Closed Doors Close an open door by yourself.

A-ha! Obtain something by closely examining an item.

She's Alive Travel to Louisiana.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Survivor Complete the game on "Standard" or higher.

Nemesis Down!!! Defeat Stage 3 Nemesis.

Nemesis Down!? Defeat Stage 2 Nemesis.

The Pursuer Follow Nicholai deeper underground.

I Need a Hero Withstand the zombie siege.

Two For One Deal Defeat two enemies with a single shot.

I Don't Feel So Good Leave the clock tower plaza.

Hello, Charlie! Destroy a Charlie Doll.

The Carlos Express Leave R.P.D.

An Unfortunate End Defeat zombie Brad.

Escape from the City Make it out of downtown Raccoon City.

Nemesis Down? Defeat Nemesis on the rooftop.

Gunsmith Improve a weapon.

Nemesis Down Cause Nemesis to relinquish an item.

Get Organized Expand your inventory.

Basic Chemistry Craft an item.

Somebody to Lean On Escape from uptown Raccoon City.

First Escape Escape from Jill's apartment building.

Tapetum Lucidum Acquire the "Tapetum Lucidum" badge.

Can't Touch This Acquire the "Can't Touch This" badge.

Big Pack Wear a backpack

Big View Visit the map

Big Walk Cross the drawbridge

Broker of Banishment You sold a Banished Ancient Treasure.