The_J908

The Box of Love Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

Red Cheetah Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato! Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Banana! Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Crème a la Mayo Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Topless! Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Cheetah Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

An ingredient to rule them all Hit 10000 times!

Venus-wise Hit 5000 times!

Z's Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Blonde bombshell! Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Cheesy Rap Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Catch my cold! Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Screwed Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Knee record Hit 3000 times!

A Mime? In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Glam Rock Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Short timer Hit 1500 times!

Best Seller It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Identity issues... Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Move Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Just kidding... The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

Ordinary Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Vanished... Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Support! While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Dad Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Elephant fun times! Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Talking about life Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

Philosophy Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

I'm just a mayo. Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Muscles Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

I am Mayonnaise! Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

*The Crow movie pun* Hit 8000 times!

What do we do now? Unlock all the rewards!

My Name is Mayo! Unlock all the trophies!

All Tallnecks Overridden Scaled all of the Tallnecks and accessed their information.

All Transport machines killed Killed at least one of every type of Transport machine.

Aided the defectors Aided the escapes of Uthid and the child king Itamen from the Shadow Carja.

Cleared all the Bandit Camps Took back all settlements from the bandit clans.

All Corrupted Zones cleared Killed all the corrupted machines in every Corrupted Zone.

Reached level 50 Reached player level 50.

All Ancient Vessels found Found all the Ancient Vessels.

All Banuk Figures found Found all of Arnak's figures.

Hunted Redmaw with Talanah Rose through the ranks of the Hunters Lodge and helped Talanah defeat Redmaw.

All Vantages found Found and accessed all of the Vantage datapoints.

All Metal Flowers found Found all of the Metal Flowers.

Got the Shield-Weaver outfit Recovered an ancient technology and put it to use.

All Skills learned Learned all available skills.