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Poet's Gut Every strophe is a work of art.

Kingdom Came You obtained all trophies! Now go and touch some grass.

Master of Masters You beat Zavish in three disciplines.

Henry the Matchmaker You brought Victoria her sweetheart. Against his will.

Bohemian Sniper You killed an enemy with a crossbow shot to the head at long range.

Remember, Remember… Did you really think it wouldn't blow up? Really?

Canny Shooter You won the miners' competition on the highest difficulty.

The Lord Taketh Away You've lost ten thousand groschen.

My Shoes! While you were passed out drunk, somebody nicked your shoes.

Weapon of Choice You've defeated an enemy with every type of weapon.

Slip the Noose You managed to talk your way out of an execution.

Groschen Must Flow You spent ten thousand groschen.

Hic-Hic-Boom Making gunpowder while drunk isn't a very good idea.

Boneworks You helped the executioner, knacker, and ossuary guardian.

Under a Brown Flag You hung used underwear on the tavern. Very used.

High Noon You shot a gun-wielding enemy with a gun.

Original Gunslinger You got four loaded hand cannons ready.

Overkill You pulverized a rabbit with a gunshot.

The End You completed the story.

Lent You finished the game without eating meat or killing any animals.

Face to Face You finally met Markvart von Aulitz.

True Cardinal You made it through the church council without raising suspicion.

Martyr You helped the legate attain martyrdom.

Home Sweet Home! You completed the reconstruction of your smithy.

Martin’s Legacy You’ve completed the restoration of the Kuttenberg astronomical clock.

No Good Deed You saved Maleshov without getting caught.

The Hydra's Heads All three commanders are dead, and the powder magazine's been taken care of.

Been There, Done That You've completed most of the game's content.

Warlock’s Riddle You cracked the riddle of the lost alchemist.

Die Another Day As Godwin, you saved your brother.

Without Protection You broke an enemy's shield.

Tales of Kuttenberg You helped Rosa finish her book.

You're a star! Climbed to the top of the festive tree in Winter Wonder.

Punchy Rescue Rescued a Bot in Spring-Loaded Run.

Astro-nomical! Earned all Trophies. Well done and see you in Astro's next adventure!

The Golden Bot Rescued the Special Master Bot at the top of the Golden Statue.

Double Dug-in Took out two Wormys at the same time.

What A Trip! Defeated seven enemies with the Tripcaster.

The Lost Eggacy Collected all three egg artifacts in Dude Raiding.
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Net Profit Caught the gold butterfly in Apes On The Loose.

Um Jammer Slammy Successfully dunked the basketball in Construction Derby.

Bot Bot Revolution Danced with 100 Bots in Crash Site.

Keep It Together! Knocked a Bot out of a Bot Tower without it collapsing.

Wall Buster Broke up a Bot Wall.

KO! Picked a fight with two street fighting warriors in Crash Site.

Let's Twist Again Busted a move with an iconic marsupial in Crash Site.

Thick As Thieves Captured a photo of two legendary explorers in Crash Site.

Deep-Pocket Dragon Made a tough guy drop all his items in Crash Site.

Thaw, God of Thunder! Froze a hammer-wielding deity with the axe in Crash Site.

Monumental Achievement Unlocked the Golden Statue.