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Power Trip Restore power.

Wall? What Wall? Find a Holo-Wall.

For Me? Give an REM as a present.

Well Spotted! Shoot a Mini Cabin.

Small Talk Talk to Diana in the Shelter.

Rendezvous Make it to the Shelter.

With Flying Colours Collect every Trophy in Two Point Campus

PhDarn Good Earn 36 stars across your career
36/36

Finishing School Earn 1 star in TPU

Like a Millionaire Have 50 students drop out
50/50

Bookworm Fanatic Capture 50 bookworms
50/50

A Lot Wiser Train a staff member to level 10 in a single course-specific qualification

Enough Experts Train a staff member to level 5 in each course-specific qualification
17/17

You Lose Some Lose 5 cheeseball matches
5/5

The Academic Rainbow Have a student graduate in each course
17/17

Do Your Homework Complete 50 research projects
50/50

Recurring Conditions Treat 1 case of each illness from Two Point Hospital
4/4

Track-a-Mole Expose a mole in Blundergrad

Masters Minded Earn 24 stars across your career
24/24

Spanner That Works Upgrade 100 machines
100/100

Jumbo Mega Team Win a cheeseball match against the Jumbo Mega Team

You Win Some Win 15 cheeseball matches
15/15

Magic Staff Train a staff member to level 5 in the Wizardry qualification

We're Listening Resolve 100 pastoral issues
100/100

Cap & Crown Have 1,000 students graduate
1000/1000

Bachelor of Smarts Earn 12 stars across your career
12/12

Huzzah! Defeat Lord Blaggard in The Grand Joust

Smart Money Earn 100,000 from research projects
100000/100000

There's Always a Hospital Treat 100 medical issues
100/100

Bookworm Collector Capture a bookworm

Staff Boom Hire 100 staff members
100/100

A Little Wiser Train a staff member

The Populous Kids Have 100 members in a single club
100/100

Club Dub Have a club reach level 10

Dropped on OUR Floor Clean up 1,000 bits of litter
1000/1000

Super Group of Friends Develop 500 friendships
500/500

Club Sandwich Have a club with 5 members
5/5

Soul Mates Develop 50 soul mates
50/50

Take a Scroll Have a student graduate

Unlocked & Loaded Earn 1,000 kudosh
1000/1000

Campus Management 101 Earn 1 star in Freshleigh Meadows

Best Friends Have students become best friends

Strange Horticulture Unlock all the trophies

Experienced Horticulturist Identify all plants in the game

Praise the Dendrew Bring about the Redemption

I am the Dendrew Take control of the Servant

Ending Complete the game

Horticulturist Complete a full playthrough without using the hint button

Banished Perform the ritual

Guardian of the Forest Save the Sisterhood