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Platinum Sam Unlock all trophies.

Tear 'n' Rip Melee a big enemy.

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Oh, Shut Up Destroy 10 propaganda drones.

Awarded all trophies All trophies have been awarded.

Passing the Time Play for 100 days.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Enemy of My Enemy Make 20 enemies kill each other using Psychotropic Grenades.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.

Serious Art Protect humanity's treasures from invaders with no taste.

See Carcassonne And Die Cross the French countryside and get very cross.

Fulbert le Fou Discover Fulbert's great invention.

Harvest Noon Don't fear the reaper. Be the reaper.

Harvest Festival Harvest 100 enemies with a combine harvester.

Southern Gentleman Assist a couple of young ladies out hunting.

Mushroom Surprise Find out what happened to the English airman.

Holy Driver Ride the Popemobile to victory.

Heads Up! Kill 100 enemies with a headshot.

Quadruple the Gun Kill 20 enemies while dual wielding double shotguns.

Atomic Wedgie Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

Uh oh Have a Sulfur Cube absorb a TNT block.

La Nonna é Mobile Meet a powerful granny.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Where's That Girl Make sure Gabriella is OK.

Are You Not Entertained? Party like it's 199.

Signature Move Sign Secchi's rifle.

Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

Bullseye One-shot kill 3 Werebulls with a shotgun.

All Kleer Kill 50 healthy Kleers with a direct double shotgun hit.