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Such Is Our Calling Find the Predecessor.

Spacetime Oddity Activate a Time Oddity.

Rapid Oxidation Burn the Biomass.

Raging Bull Defeat an enemy with a melee attack.

Resources Are Scarce Fabricate an item.

Welcome To The Vocation Exit the REV-Capsule.

Destructor Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.

The Power of the Unicorn You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it.

Trust me, I'm an engineer Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors.

Pollutionist "It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?

A contributor to the industry Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one.

Small puffs of gas It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.

A complete idi... It's quite difficult to describe this achievement. On your head be it.

Smuggler The dead guy doesn't need the eye, but you have only two of them. To be more precise, three, but you must still take care of them.

Artist The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually this happens simultaneously.

Multilayered It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!

Sherlock You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.

Concussion If you're holding something in your hands, then you can hit yourself with it. Try it, it's fun.

Chicken dielectric An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.

The Revenant Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.

BDSM fan club Yes, yes, I want more! Use me as a chair! Oh, yeah!

Strange Collection Collect 40 Collectibles
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Agaddon Champion Down! Kill an Agaddon Hunter

Shield Adept Acquire all shield upgrades under the base category.

Bringing the House Down Complete chapter: The Holy City of Aratum

Vagary Down! Kill the Vagary Champion.

Supersized Brawl Complete chapter: Barrier Core

Essential Upgrade Acquire your first Demonic Essence upgrade.

Upgraded Acquire your first weapon upgrade.

A Dark Beginning Complete chapter: Village of Khalim

Welcome Aboard Complete Chapter 1 on any difficulty setting.

Marksman Dismember 50 Limbs.

Platinum Sam Unlock all trophies.

Atomic Wedgie Use the mininuke to eliminate 100 enemies at once.

You Have Been Wormed Assist Dr. Vermetti in his war on worms.

Say Hello To My Mini Friend Spend 1000 minigun rounds while firing continuously.

Get Serious Unlock 10 S.A.M.s in a single playthrough.

From Earth With Love Send Mental a message he won't forget.

Serious Sam Beat the game on any difficulty.

Oil's Well That Ends Well Escape the Oil Rig.

Brass Lantern Finish a text adventure. On an oil rig. During an alien invasion.

The Last Human Get justice. Get the Holy Grail. Get screwed over.

Dismemberfest Dismember 50 enemies with cannonballs.

Quality Time Go on a date with Hellfire.

Class Reunion Navigate the citadel of Carcassonne. Start reassembling your team.

Classic Hero Stuff Save a princess. Doesn't get more classic than that.

Spinal Tap Kill 11 different enemies using melee attacks.

The Informant? What if you could talk to the monsters?

Tear 'n' Rip Melee a big enemy.

The French Achievement Achievement is your middle name.