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Hands Off the Merchandise Kill the Pentagon thief before it can steal your load-out.

Just ask me nicely Break free from the torture chair.

Bleeder's Digest Discover all of Mary's Teachings.

Underground Tour Return to the underground while no mission is active and travel from one end of the catacombs to the other.

Bite Club Bite 100 Civilians.

Hindenburg Complex Destroy a balloon.

Fangs For Playing Defeat Bloody Mary.

Dinner Theater Bite a member of a street parade.

Stakehouse Stake 20 hidden Firstborn vampires.

Blood Junkie Collect all Canopic Jars and max out your blood meter.

Flight Night Stay airborne for 250 meters while in Shadow Swarm.

Give Them The Fanger Clear out 20 Vampire packs.

Raising The Stakes Stake 100 Vampires.

Blood Bank Collect half of the Canopic Jars.

Small Consolation In Shangri-La, use the 31-79 JGb215 on each type of zombie.

Feed the Beast In Mob of the Dead, obtain Hell's Retriever.

Paranormal Progress In Mob of the Dead, open a door without spending points.

FSIRT Against the Wall In Buried, purchase the LSAT off the wall and Pack-a-Punch it.

Time Travel Will Tell In Shangri-La, acquire the focusing stone.

Tower of Babble In TranZit, obey the voices.

Blind Date Successfully rescue HVI.

Ultimate Sacrifice Only one can survive.

Sinking Star Interrogate Menendez.

Ship Shape Reinforcements on the way.

Good Karma Crack the celerium worm.

Deep Cover Capture Menendez.

Art of War Successfully assassinate SDC Chairman Tian Zhao.

False Profit Capture Manuel Noriega and bring him to justice.

Family Reunion There are two futures.

Dirty Business Listen and think before you shoot.

Zomb Disposal In Shangri-La, dispose of a Napalm zombie without it harming any players.

Cryogenic Slumber Party In Moon, complete Richtofen's grand scheme.

One Small Hack for a Man... In Moon, hack something.

Blinded By the Fright In Shangri-La, kill a Shrieker zombie while blinded by it.

Monkey See, Monkey Don't In Shangri-La, get something from the monkeys.

Sally Likes Blood Demonstrate killer economic sensibilities by taking down 3 enemies with a single bullet.

Stand-in In Call of the Dead, send the crew to Paradise in solo or co-op.

Ensemble Cast In Call of the Dead, send the crew to Paradise in co-op.

What Happens in Colossus... Find the Karma weapon.

Desert Storm Successfully escort the VIPs to safety.

Singapore Sling Successfully neutralize the SDC freighter at Keppel Terminal.

Waterlogged Gather information on Raul Menendez' suspected terrorist plot.

Hey Good Looking Plastic surgery avoided

Driven by Rage Take down Menendez and his operation.

Saving the Day...All Day In Origins, revive another player four different ways in one game.

Master of Disguise In Origins, use Zombie Blood to revive three players and activate a generator in one game.

Not a Gold Digger In Origins, share a weapon you dug up.

The Lights Of Their Eyes In Green Run, pacify at least 10 zombies with 1 EMP.

You Have No Power Over Me In TranZit, defeat "him" without being attacked by "him".

Standard Equipment May Vary In TranZit, acquire 4 different equippable items in 1 game.