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Long Jumper Land a jump distance of 200 feet or greater

Newcomer Complete the qualifier race

Rain Of Gold Won $500,000 total.

You're going places, kid! Reach Rank 2

No I insist, you take it Use the last of your Supplies to refill a teammate's ammo rather than your own

The start of something big Win any mission, whether campaign or What-If

I live... again! Revive yourself

A Promise of Greatness Completed any Driving School challenge at least one second faster than the Gold time

Hi Five! Reach dreamer level 5

Knock off the Rust Purchase a Skill

Spit Shine Upgrade one piece of armor

Dark Forces In the campaign, use the Droid to shock three enemies at once.

Blood Debt Battle the God of Thunder

A Grizzly Encounter Battle the Bear

Soul Searcher Rescue your first soul.

Calibrus Unleashed Make your first cut with Calibrus.

The power of the Force Defeat another hero while playing as any hero on Heroes vs Villains

BOOM! Hit two opponents with a single Bowling Bomb.

Tourist Drive over 200km in any mode

Incredible, nobody can catch you! Win your first event

Tramm Ride Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tentacles."

Pure Energy Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"

Housing Crisis Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"

Eat FIST! Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."

Death Hazard Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"

Mission Accomplished: "RDV Retreat" Progression

Mission Accomplished: "Central Computer" Progression

Mission Accomplished: "Saberling Offices" Progression

Uncovered Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"

Deja-Vu Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."

Auto Dealer Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"

Blind Luck Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."

No Pain, No Gain Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well...maybe not quite as much."

Russian Attack Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."

Plink Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."

Russian to the Finish Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."

Head of the Class Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."

Take 5. Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"

Migraine Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"

Stung Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."

Better Than One Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"

Headache Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."

Disco is Dead Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"

Straight-A Student Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."

Hands-On Approach Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"

It's HAZARD TIME! Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"

Combat Trainee 100 enemies defeated

Mission Accomplished: "Snowball Unleashed" Progression

Mission Accomplished: "Countdown" Progression