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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Discerning Taste Take down a street performer who is imitating a statue.

I'm As Shocked As You Are Defeat an enemy or civilian by stepping in water.

Army Of Me Defeat 300 enemies.

Go Long! Hurl 50 objects using the Kinetic Pulse ability.

Heavy Hitter Use your Ionic Powers 30 times.

Shardcore Pick up 50% of blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Quid Pro Kuo Complete Leading the Charge.

Shock and Awe Thunder drop into a group of 5 or more enemies.

Closed Casket Affair Give Bertrand what he wants.

Ambulance Chaser Complete Hearts and Minds Campaign.

Status Kuo Choose Kuo in Storm the Fort.

Behind The Curtain Collect 50% of the available Dead Drops.

Finish What You Started Perform 100 finishers or ultra melee combos.

Exposure Complete Exposing Bertrand.

Take Them For A Spin Hit at least 6 cars in a single Ionic Vortex.

Incorruptible Earn full positive Karma.

Express Elevator Ascend 50 vertical launch poles.

Fight the Good Fight Unlock the good ending.

Matching Set Unlock and purchase a power of each type by performing stunts.

Just One More Pick up all the blast shards scattered around New Marais.

Hero to the People Stop 80 crimes in progress.

Dazed and Defused Take down the Blast Shard Bomber.

Return to Sender Send a Helicopter's rockets back at it using any Blast ability.

Nothing Can Bring Me Down Stay off the ground for 130 meters.

Head Hunter Use the Precision ability to rack up three head shots in rapid succession.