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Great Barnacled One It’s dark inside the whale, but the men appear to be intact.

Wooden Trousers “Aye, they’ll float,” nods Steady Beard.

…Bearded Travelers The absurdity of underwater speech only adds to the wonder apparent on his face.

The Path of Waiting “Time flows quickly in contemplation of the Great One’s splendor.”

Well Met… “Er, hullo,” stammers Brave Beard.

The Long Way “Really very sorry for scuttling your promotion and all that,” offers Steady Beard.

QUITE GOOD AT FLOWERS “Quick, while we’ve a chance!” whispers Hasty Beard, leading the way to the boat.

Fountain of the Faithless “Give me water, and I’ll teach it to carry me!”

Complimentary Trip to the Afterlife “Shouldn’t you be a bit more chipper, having won and all?” prods Steady Beard.

Out of the Deepening Darkness Collapsing, the maelstrom tosses the men in their barrels toward the surface.

Womenfolk in the Water Finding the dark water empty, the men quickly regret their course of action.

Vengeance Satisfied The creature drags the struggling men deeper beneath the waves, finally tossing them aside in disgust.

Getting Your Beards Wet The orbs lead on, out through the cavern’s deep tunnels and beyond the island.

The Back Door Following the glow of moonlight, the men step out eagerly into the night.

In Need of Assistance Heedless of the warning, the burly seals spread out as they swim, until the spell around them weakens and they become human once more.

Into the Deepening Darkness The men paddle furiously, but the widening vortex is inescapable.

QUITE GOOD AT THROWING “Great idea!” cuts in Steady Beard. “How about a demonstration?”

She's a Goner Clinging to wooden barrels, they watch their beloved ship sink into the depths.

A Bargain to Make “Right, then. Let’s be off!” commands Brave Beard, striking a leaderly pose.

Foiled by the Tree The jaws snap shut over the shattered tree, launching the men out into the deepening darkness.

Thus is Thy Fate Sealed With a rumble, the island sinks slowly into the sea, carrying all hands with it.

Poor Beastie With a piercing screech, the creature disappears back into the depths.

Begone! The men push off, paddling the raft beyond the island and into the night.

Nice Day Surfacing, they find themselves men once more, who, for the moment, splash about like happy children under the moonlit sky.

Ye've Done It “This day, you reach the end of a story,” she continues, “and the last of its paths.”

Fallen Angel Get your first Supernatural Powers

Just Walk Away Travel 650 car lengths on foot

Level One Demon Buy your first Upgrade from the Upgrade Store

Fresh Air Drive the Magnum Opus off a Wasteland jump

Everything Lost Again Complete Act 01

Cluster Luck Collect at least five Soul Clusters without touching the ground

The Wings of Angels Be airborne during Supernatural Jumps or Flight for a combined 10 minutes of gameplay

Soul in One Find 100 Soul Clusters

Golden Boy Reach a new legend rank

Yharnam Sunrise You lived through the hunt, and saw another day.

Hunter's Craft Acquire all special hunter tools.

Extra Crispy Die in the lava

Childhood's Beginning You became an infant Great One,
lifting humanity into its next childhood.

Hell Buoy Have five Imps attached to you at one time

Wasteland Chef Eat a meal of maggots

Soft Shoe Stay in contact with the lava for 10 seconds without dying

Slight Distraction Complete the Dinki-Di Wasteland Mission

Transcontinental Fly continuously for 60 seconds

Out of the Frying Pan Knock a vehicle into the lava

Hunter's Essence Acquire all hunter weapons.

Yharnam, Pthumerian Queen Defeat Yharnam, Blood Queen of the Old Labyrinth.

Bloodborne All trophies acquired. Hats off!

The Devil's Dues Upgrade one weapon to the max

Doing Jeet a Big Favor Build two projects in Jeet's Stronghold

Satan Punchers Beat the game