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Scrapped Watchman Kill the Scrapped Watchman.

The Bastards and the Sweepers Kill a Stalker.

The Ultimate Defense Technique Destroy an enemy’s weapon with a perfect guard.

First Lie Tell a lie in front of Hotel Krat Entrance.

Parade Master Kill the Parade Master.

Stargazer’s Guide Repair a Stargazer.

Fatal Blow Deliver a successful Fatal Attack.

First Time? Die for the first time

No way out! Break the only teleporter

Mind The Gap Dock your ship for the first time

Ketchup! Get squished at the bottom of the screen

High Flier Gain your first PERFECT medal

Mr. Anderson! Get infected by the IPA virus in your first encounter with it in Level05.
Oh wait, have you updated your anti-virus database? Good for you.

Fragmentation Crush 10 boulders in Level04. Feels good, doesn't it...
Your lasers are your friend here...

Inbox (1) Retrieve a dropped message from a fellow ship in the RM fleet. There is one awaiting you just at the end of Level01!

Overclocked Collect your first power-up. You did? Now go and wipe them all out!

What Witness? Finish the Witness level in "Joe's Adventures."

Arctic Grave Push the chief witness into the ice lake in "Joe's Adventures."

First Step Complete your first mission in Jimmy's Vendetta.

Ghostbuster Beat a ghost

Comeback Win a race after running out of fuel

That Was Close Win a race with less than 0.1s of difference from the runner-up

Pump my Ride Install an upgrade

I Need a Bigger Garage Unlock a Car

The First of Many Finish a World Tour race

What now? Completed key collection

High Above The Clouds Found the green key

Delivered Complete mission contract 'The Package'

Collateral Considered Complete 'The Package' without any civillian casualties

Foreign Policy Complete mission contract 'Diplomatic Incident'

At The Root of The World Found the blue key

Deep In The Forest Found the red key

Whoops Froze yourself

Lawnmower Chopped down 1000 blades of grass

Nothing happened... Made a wish

You hear a strange hum Engaged a strange device

Dong Rang the Western Bell

Your gift is accepted Made an offering

Your pocket feels heavier... Understood the margin of page 17

What just happened? Was resurrected

It uses stamina Perfectly executed a special technique

Ding Rang the Eastern Bell

A Sword! Found a sword

A Stick! Found a stick

Friends and Family Completed "The Death of Art"

A Life of Crime Completed the game on Easy, Medium, or Hard difficulty

That Last Big Score Completed "Moonlighting"

Into the Lion's Den Completed "Just For Relaxation"

A View from the Top Completed "Election Campaign"