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Farts over Freckles Pick a fight with Morgan Freeman and defeat him

Pick Yourself up by Your Bootstraps Collect all loot in the Homeless Camp at SoDoSoPa

Crappin' Forte Use every available toilet in South Park and achieve the highest mastery level for each

Boy Love Aficionado Find all Yaoi art pieces

Corporate Wolf Reach the highest economic value on your Character Sheet

Through the Bowels of Time Survive the farts of future past

Invasive Tumor Removal Defeat Mutant Cousin Kyle

Fully Bloated Unlock all combat TimeFarts

Master Classed Equip powers from 4 different classes

Friend Finder Acquire and unlock all Summons

An End to Racism Put a stop to racism in South Park

Divine Wind Successfully Fartkour to the Lofts at SoDoSoPa rooftop and back down again

Epic Artificer Craft an Artifact with a Might value of 75 or more

Deep Seated Power Obtain and equip Artifacts to reach 600 Might

Chaos Controlled Foil the plans of Professor Chaos

Master Manipulator Confuse or charm an enemy into defeating another enemy

Last Kid Standing Win while 3 Allies are downed at the end of combat

Stop, Drop and Roll Win a combat by using TimeFart Pause to kill all remaining enemies at once before time resumes

Character Sheet Elite Earn the highest rank on 5 Character Sheet Titles, or 4 while having the highest Economic Level

Glitch of Death Use TimeFart Glitch to cause a status-effected enemy to lose their turn and die at turn's end

Titleist Reach the highest rank on 1 title in your Character Sheet

Diabetes Defender Defend a helpless child from a drunk lunatic

Death Dodger Keep an Ally alive for an entire combat while they take twice their max Health in damage

Class Warfare Equip powers from 2 different classes

Call in a Favor Use a Summon

Pasta of Prophets Craft a macaroni picture for Moses

Junksmith Craft 10 distinct recipes

Big Knocker Kill an enemy by knocking another enemy into them

Cosplay Curious Wear costume pieces from 3 different sets at once

Toxic Environment Loot 100 Biohazard items

#followbacks Become mutual followers with 10 people in South Park

Fashionista Find 10 costume pieces

Potty Trained Use a toilet and achieve the highest mastery level

Scrapped Watchman Kill the Scrapped Watchman.

The Bastards and the Sweepers Kill a Stalker.

The Ultimate Defense Technique Destroy an enemy’s weapon with a perfect guard.

First Lie Tell a lie in front of Hotel Krat Entrance.

Parade Master Kill the Parade Master.

Stargazer’s Guide Repair a Stargazer.

Fatal Blow Deliver a successful Fatal Attack.

First Time? Die for the first time

No way out! Break the only teleporter

Mind The Gap Dock your ship for the first time

Ketchup! Get squished at the bottom of the screen

High Flier Gain your first PERFECT medal

Mr. Anderson! Get infected by the IPA virus in your first encounter with it in Level05.
Oh wait, have you updated your anti-virus database? Good for you.

Fragmentation Crush 10 boulders in Level04. Feels good, doesn't it...
Your lasers are your friend here...

Inbox (1) Retrieve a dropped message from a fellow ship in the RM fleet. There is one awaiting you just at the end of Level01!

Overclocked Collect your first power-up. You did? Now go and wipe them all out!