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More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues You befriended your father.

Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK.

Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Irritable Bowels You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

I'm The Best There Is... Collect all Trophies

Ultimate Predator Reach Player Level 36
36/36

Repressed Memories Unlock the hidden memory in Nightmare Trials

One More Story Complete the Main Story

A Sinister End Defeat Essex

Small Mercies Set Walter free

Crate Collector Collect all Material Crates
68/68

Pathways of the Mind Discover all Nightmare Doors
14/14

Full Barrel Collect all Whisky Bottles
20/20

A Previous Life Learn the truth about your past

Cut Just As Deep Kill 100 enemies with the Helix Claws
100/100

Had To Put Him Down Defeat Sabretooth

Harmer's Market Destroy all vendor stalls during the Sabretooth boss fight

Undercover Dress up as Patch

Space Mine Specialist Complete Asteroid Mining Job

Adamantium Armory Craft enough suits to fully upgrade your Health
20/20

Secondary Mutations Reach Adaptation Level 10
10/10

Struck Dead Defeat Deathstrike

Blindsided Stealth kill 10 enemies blinded by Jean
10/10

Saturn Slam Drop Saturn onto The Hand in Japan

The Monster In Me Survive the Helix Engine

Parry Perfected Parry 500 times
500/500

Careful What You Wish For Save "Walter"

That's Cheating Free the stuffed animals from the claw machines

Spiral Cut Kill 75 enemies with Tornado Spin
75/75

Cache Crusher Destroy 100 XP Caches
100/100

Poseidon's Kiss Activate the kissing toilet in the Tokyo bar bathroom